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That's yesterday's Republican. Today's Republican needs to choose a Brontosaurus as their animal to show how full of shit they are.

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More and more, each day...

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This comment is being investigated by the Department of Redundancy Department.

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If that idiot ever found himself being shot at, he'd shit himself in terror.

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I actually thought since so many people at the concert thought the shots were fireworks no silencer/suppressor would be needed. I watched a video excerpt online, and the shots did not sound menacing. (The bleeding probably was, though.)

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Betty White is a national treasure. Peace be upon her name.

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Now, is that sealioning, or is it assholing? I'm asking sincerely. Wait...

(Not "seasoning" and "assailing." Calm the fuck down, autocorrect.)

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If I go read the National Firearms Act and get myself a clue about what an assault rifle is, can we go back to the main point, which is that it seems like it ought to be far easier to vote than to acquire the means to kill a person, or will you have some other diversion that must be addressed first?

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The NRA will make certain that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas....If 20 dead children at the Sandy Hook shooting didn't spur any change in America's obsession with guns, then nothing will.....ever. Sadly, dumbass USA has the president and congressional majority that it deserves.

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You know, I really think I stretched the definition a bit; it's not so much faux-innocent questioning as it is assholish nitpicking.

And what exactly is your objection to autocorrect? Are you an anti-cyberperson bigot?

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And their first reaction is It's too soon to talk about it. Problem is that with an average of more than one mass shooting per day it will never be time to talk about it.

http://www.motherjones.com/...

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Which is exactly what they want. Because if discussions start it will become apparent that they have no real discussions to have and we can't have that, can we?

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and notice trump is taller than everyone. i dont know this cartoonist but he seems like a successful propagandist. also note trumps hands.....no tiny hands! you have tiny hands!

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Look, I don't care what cyberpersons get up to in the privacy of their own homes. But when their beliefs are completely different from mine, I don't think I should have to bake cakes for them or let them type my comments. On websites where comments are allowed.

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Number of concert-goers with a handgun who could have hit the guy: Probably zero.Certainly ZERO.No handgun is accurate past 50 meters, let alone 500.

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You're right about the likelihood of becoming a victim though, even if that wasn't originally where you were going.https://news.ncsu.edu/2014/...

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THIS

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