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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

As always, the Republicans have no Plan B. It's Trump.

What if it isn't? What if he dies, or gets convicted on one of his charges, or actually goes to jail? What then? They have nothing.

Haley or DeSantis? The party has already firmly rejected them. Trump's VP pick if it's during the general? Some no-name chump. If Pence had just been a rep and never became Governor, his VP announcement would have been greeted with, "Who?"

So, just in case, Republicans, what if it's not Trump?

Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

It will always be Trump. Convict Trump, Corpse of Trump, Dementia Trump, etc. They don't care, they want their Orange Messiah.

Demodocus's avatar

I can think of several people I wouldn't mind hearing they'd fallen into Lake Erie

Lefty Wright's avatar

Has Sarah apologized to Biden for still saying President Trump?

Mr. Foobar's avatar

In that split-screen thumbnail (above) of DeSantis and Trump (https://youtu.be/9PUdBa2MOFM), Meatball Ron looks disappointed in the dookie he's making.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Don't know why. He spent $130 million on it.

Idiot Lite's avatar

Riding to Valhalla, shiny and chrome!

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

At least they didn't say "... in bed."

*shudders*

William Donnell's avatar

Mediocre.

- Immorten Joe, FURY ROAD

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

If we reside in a Mad Max: Fury Road hellscape, then where is my guitar flamethrower?

John Carvalho's avatar

You must EARN the Guitar Flamethrower! Now here, use this Kazoo Lighter.

Doug Langley's avatar

"Dad, will you buy me a flamethrower?"

"Of course not, Calvin."

"Even if I didn't use it in the house?"

Bagels of Doom's avatar

did Sarah bring the lectern?

Owlftr13's avatar

I think she ate the evidence.

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

She pulled a lectern Hannibal?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"HALEY: He says that I'm the one that kept security from Jan – from the Capitol on January 6. I was nowhere near the Capitol on January 6. […] don't be surprised if you have someone that's 80 in office, their mental stability is going to continue to decline. That's just human nature. […]"

being slimier than a hagfish appears to be "just human nature" in your case.

abbienormal's avatar

Sarah H. has what my mom calls Hallmark Movie Hair.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

for the record, Massie IS an assclown.

bcb's avatar

>try to play faux victim (like she did with comedian Michelle Wolf once) because Brennan accidentally referred to her as “Sarah” instead of “governor,”

Oh, I'm sorry Sarah, but I'm not allowed to refer to you as anything other than your legal name, and your legal name is Sarah, not "governor." Also, even if you change your legal name, I'll still have to call you Sarah because it's your biological name, and you can't change your biology.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

She's going to be one of those people 10 years from now, screaming at the Olive Garden servers because they didn't call her Governor.

What a sad hollow bad person.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Hopefully, she’ll get kicked out of every restaurant for the rest of her life and not even get a complimentary cheese plate.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I believe South Park did a song about what she should expect.

bluePNWcats's avatar

Idk, I'd get her a complimentary cheese plate. Generic American cheese slices coming right up! It is the most patriotic of cheeses.

oscarphile's avatar

Have you seen her father? She never stood a chance.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

She chose this, she gets zero sympathy from me.

Edith Prickly's avatar

Imma keep calling her Shuckles the Clown.

Richard S's avatar

Nice to see the hosts going on the attack a bit.....

Nancy Naive's avatar

First, it’s “Live, Freeze, and Die”.

Queroloustwo's avatar

“Lie, Freeze, and Die?”