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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

But he married a Dragon Lady!~

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artem1s's avatar

her pant suit has a higher IQ than the whole GOP slate put together.

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SnarkON's avatar

I asked my vagina, and she says she's totally going with Hillary on this one.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Point taken.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

I think that Carly's exact statement was that she can use her own ladyparts to scissor Hillary's ladypart factor from the race.

Every male Republican donor she's talked to gets very excited about that idea for some reason.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Hey don't lady turtles just lay eggs in a sandbar and kind of waddle away? If so then you're pretty much correct, I'll allow it...

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Because of their long lifespans, turtles only expect a beej every other birthday.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I would hope that Ms. Grimes was talked into that approach by her idiot conslutants, but there's no telling. She might very well be the idiot who rejected their advice to embrace Bamz fully.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Kaili....don't make me think of that turtle having sex EVER by using him and a vagina in the same sentence together....

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That's a "wattle deck" he's playing, not just a card.

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Beowoof14's avatar

Oh Mitch a tasty vagina always wins my vote.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Gross, Mitch. You are supposed to make a strawman out of straw, not vaginas.

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mtiffany's avatar

I asked my penis, which happens to dig other penis, A LOT, and it said, "this one vagina, you can vote for the Hillary person who carries it around."

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Dee Andee's avatar

I'm in South Dakota, and that sounds about right.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

McConnell is kind of a dumbass, huh?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Yeah yeah yeah, Mitch. Now tell us again how you made Obama a one-term president.

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