Senate Majority Leader In Name Only Mitch McConnell (R- Literally A Tortoise ) is not a big fan of the ladies. Oh, sure, he'llpretendhe is, when he is running for re-election. He will try to make with the sweet pillow talk, all like, "Heyyyyyyyyyy ladies, I support the Violence Against Women Act, because you shouldn't smack your bitch up," but then he'll vote against it because he thinks it is OK to smack your bitch up if she's a lesbian bitch with brown skin. He's that kind of feminist. You know, the kind that is bad at feminisming.
But he married a Dragon Lady!~
her pant suit has a higher IQ than the whole GOP slate put together.
I asked my vagina, and she says she's totally going with Hillary on this one.
I think that Carly's exact statement was that she can use her own ladyparts to scissor Hillary's ladypart factor from the race.
Every male Republican donor she's talked to gets very excited about that idea for some reason.
Hey don't lady turtles just lay eggs in a sandbar and kind of waddle away? If so then you're pretty much correct, I'll allow it...
Because of their long lifespans, turtles only expect a beej every other birthday.
I would hope that Ms. Grimes was talked into that approach by her idiot conslutants, but there's no telling. She might very well be the idiot who rejected their advice to embrace Bamz fully.
Kaili....don't make me think of that turtle having sex EVER by using him and a vagina in the same sentence together....
That's a "wattle deck" he's playing, not just a card.
Oh Mitch a tasty vagina always wins my vote.
Gross, Mitch. You are supposed to make a strawman out of straw, not vaginas.
I asked my penis, which happens to dig other penis, A LOT, and it said, "this one vagina, you can vote for the Hillary person who carries it around."
I'm in South Dakota, and that sounds about right.
McConnell is kind of a dumbass, huh?
Yeah yeah yeah, Mitch. Now tell us again how you made Obama a one-term president.