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Why wouldnt the government lose faith in the people?Hell we got slut pills by the millions the gays gaying up everything they touch including little furry animals,no one wants to war anymore and the people raise hell because they dont want to work for nothing to help the big business folks out.Its a terrible place anymore shit they dont even like it when some little black kid gets second amendmented,ungrateful bastards the lot of them

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Bob Dole seems nice.

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So close. Here's what he said, with a few cuts:

"As a result, people unfortunately are losing faith in their government. That is a bad situation to be in. And I will tell you that one of the reasons — we’re not going to get partisan here — but one of the reasons I’m running is to change that. To change that. There’s an easy way to do it. I’ll let you figure it out. Changing the culture, changing what we’re all about."

Hmmm . . . yes Pat, there is a way to change things -- and the voters have figured it out. Buh-bye!

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He's worried about the corporations. That's so cute.

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It's not confusion, it's double-speak.

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"National socialism"? You mean a government run by defense-contractor oligarchs who want perpetual war?

No thanks, Pat. Already <a href="http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2014\/09\/24\/heres_who_profits_from_our_new_war_inside_nsa_and_an_army_of_private_contractors_plans\/" target="_blank">got one</a>.

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I'm sitting here salivating over the thought that someday, somewhere, Kris Kobach will be taking the perp walk. A girl can dream, can't she?

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No putsching in the beer hall!

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So that's why he wore a tan suit! And -- duh! -- any boots he wears are black jack boots.

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