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Jayuff Sayshuns is what happens when you leave white trash alone in the same place for a hundred years.

Calling General Sherman...

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There's some equally dumbass rep from Texas named Sayshuns, so it's understandable you got them confused.

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This guy thinks that when Bill Gates walks into a room, the new average income means that there is no one below the poverty line in the room...when the other 100 people are all below the poverty line.

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All hail the inanimate carbon rod!

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Besides, isn't it Jesus that takes care of climate? Why don't they get his second-in-command, The Pope, in there to answer these things?

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Since we're already asking loaded questions, I'd like to ask when Jeff Sessions will stop beating his wife.

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Justin Biber sure has aged a lot after that roast. Maybe they were too hard on him.

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I saw bits of that. Trust me they weren't hard enough.

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They don't even need to listen. They already made up the answer they want to hear earlier in the day.

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Is his left foot touching what I think it's touching?

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Dok Zoom, this article was truly a medley of extemporanea.

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I for one welcome my new Romanian overlady.

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I couldn't agree more.

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Well, we all know the real reason behind letting climate change go unchecked is so we can drown DC and move it to Texas. Thanks for spilling the beans Mr Cruz

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i hate these assholes.

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this is the best answer.

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