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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Jayuff Sayshuns is what happens when you leave white trash alone in the same place for a hundred years.

Calling General Sherman...

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

There's some equally dumbass rep from Texas named Sayshuns, so it's understandable you got them confused.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

This guy thinks that when Bill Gates walks into a room, the new average income means that there is no one below the poverty line in the room...when the other 100 people are all below the poverty line.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Besides, isn't it Jesus that takes care of climate? Why don't they get his second-in-command, The Pope, in there to answer these things?

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Since we're already asking loaded questions, I'd like to ask when Jeff Sessions will stop beating his wife.

noen's avatar

Justin Biber sure has aged a lot after that roast. Maybe they were too hard on him.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I saw bits of that. Trust me they weren't hard enough.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

They don't even need to listen. They already made up the answer they want to hear earlier in the day.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Is his left foot touching what I think it's touching?

Amy!'s avatar

Dok Zoom, this article was truly a medley of extemporanea.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I for one welcome my new Romanian overlady.

Extemporanus's avatar

I couldn't agree more.

Rick Hill's avatar

Well, we all know the real reason behind letting climate change go unchecked is so we can drown DC and move it to Texas. Thanks for spilling the beans Mr Cruz

fuflans's avatar

this is the best answer.