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HI2thDoc's avatar

If I were Mayor Rue, I would rethink my party affiliation

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Nancy wachtman's avatar

Good for him he knows it's all a shit show. The mayor is protecting his residents…something jd especially doesn't understand. Jd should have impeachment proceedings against him started before the election happens.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

He ought to be sued by the city. I bet the Mayor has standing to do it, but that takes money and he already has a ful time- and-a- half REAL job.

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Laz's avatar

Wow, you know you’re too far right when even the Wall Street Journal is angry at you.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

The police responded to a call about a missing cat? Seriously?

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JCfromNC's avatar

Well, "responded to" I think just means "made a record of the complaint" here, but I could be wrong.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Will no one rid me of these turbulent assholes?" ~ 2 Henrys.

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James Baskin's avatar

Hoping that Springfield's 20,000 Haitian residents show up to greet Donnie and vivek.

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James Baskin's avatar

"her pet MIGHT have been taken by Haitian neighbors. "

Why would a police report include an unfounded accusation?

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

No shit!

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Wowdad's avatar

Also, it's entirely reasonable for JD Vance to make up stories to make the news media focus on the stories that Fox News made up to please JD Vance.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I never thought I would be longing for story time to end.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

A town hall, eh?

Mr. Ramaswamy (since he's never held elected office),

As a non-white child of immigrants, how do you feel about the top of the Republican ticket's remarks about non-white immigrants and their eating habits?

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

I’m sure tickets are going like hotcakes.

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Duhrew's avatar

JD Vulgar? JD Vulture? JD VD? Perhaps all the above… it’s up to you America- Is this what your children and grandchildren deserve? A shameless knock-off Peter Thiel fake tech bro ( PT is an immigrant from take a guess … Germany) sycophant that lies to your face and thinks we are so stupid that we either don’t hear, don’t care or don’t comprehend… prove him wrong at the ballot box…early voting begins soon!

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Marla's avatar

Vladimir Futon

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Queroloustwo's avatar

The GOP would have us believe that that immigrants are taking jobs away from them, reducing their status and their bank accounts. Who would have thunk that the hill that they chose to die on was Broke Bigot Mountain.

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Barbara Faigen's avatar

Lowering the interest rates because the economy is bad 😂

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Peter Thiel should go ahead an pick up his fucking trash.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Peter Thiel s̴h̴o̴u̴l̴d̴ ̴g̴o̴ ̴a̴h̴e̴a̴d̴ ̴a̴n̴ ̴p̴i̴c̴k̴ ̴u̴p̴ ̴h̴is fucking trash.

I have fixed this.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

He can just crawl into a dumpster then.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

We could help. We're servicey!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

The guilty liberal in me says I should throw those Haitians $25. Does anyone know a good charity there in Springfield?

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Worriedman's avatar

I live just outside of Springfield Ohio.

Vivek Ramaswamy( that asshole) is coming to town Thursday. He's going to hold a town hall. Some lady, one of the founders of Moms for Liberty (that bitch) is going to attend.

Both of these people make money stirring up shit. Ramaswamy is supposedly a billionaire. Seems like he could find a better way to spend his time. It's not like he needs the money. I bet the Head Racist jobs at Mom's for Liberty pay OK. .

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Void's avatar

It’s awful what the MAGA circus is doing to that town. At least it’s making a lot of Ohio republicans mad.

Still, amazing that Ms Sassy’s mom is a super trumper despite being humiliated by Trump’s lie

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Free beach's avatar

It’s no wonder why miss sassy hides in the basement.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

He's probably a groper too.

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