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Having finally got to somewhere I could safely click the link, after reading the reactions to it, I can only say that the ladies I have known well were kinder than I realized.

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Don't forget <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/472386\/p-e-n-i-s-goes-into-the-anus-to-rupture-intestines-says-nebraska-lady-nobody-sure-why" target="_blank">P-E-N-I-S</a>.

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A derpy goes into a bar. The bartender notices a lit penis shaped candle on the derpy's head. "Ya know, today well drinks are half price for unicorns." The derpy shrugs, "So? If you haven't noticed, I'm not a unicorn." A pretty pony sitting next to him stood up, leaned over his head and loving blew that candle until it was extinguished. "Now you look like a unicorn," she said and sauntered off. The derpy, somewhat dizzy from the experience, staggered out of the bar and down the street. After a block he relit the candle and walked into another bar....

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Indeed. A Republcian dick pix sh9old be part of the national archives. This may be valuble in future court proceedings when he is referred to as "dick-less". In addition you owld think the republicans would be delighted to acknowledge that at least one of them had dick.

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One Club

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I followed the Twitchy link hoping to see Michelle Malkin defend Kincannon's penis-texting, and didn't find that, but did learn that we The Left are led by a man named Brett Kimberlin, who did stupid shit in high school and later holocausted The Right by filing some unsuccessful lawsuits and allegedly calling in false swat-team alarms on two bloggers who criticized him. Apparently Brett leads a massive army of lefty thugs who have just about totally silenced the entire The Right, except brave Michelle. Way to almost go, Mr. K! Don't quit now! We're all with you, we just didn't know it. Ward Churchill, you are from now on only our Co-Leader, sorry,

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it's pretty meh. don't bother.

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gentlemen, as a lady with lady parts here is a thought:

you have better things to take pictures of.

sorry for the dangling participle.

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That's what he should have said.

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Any hints on the kind of pictures up with which you could put?

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Up Kincannon's canyon.

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Best way to keep me AWAY from a link? Tell me it's a GOPper's schwang.

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