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Nicole Koretsky's avatar

Are there any women out there who haven't met, known, survived men like Miller? And when an entire party makes that behavior a feature and not a bug, how are so many people still, STILL, blowing off voting, in order to stop them ever having power again?

Fool's avatar

The resident called said we should “let the families figure that out.” and I assume he means the Gambino, Colombo, Genovese, Bonnano, and Lucchese families.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Rick Wilson said that if it were his daughter, the former SIL would be tied and in the back of his SUV on the way to the "hog farm" and no one would ever find a trace of him ever.

"Hogs will eat anything," he said.

Baconzgood's avatar

This dude to the GOP is like when you are at wedding rehearsal and let out a loud mushy fart and try to blame it on a dog that isn't there.

We all been there am I right? Well, maybe it is only something Baconz and the Ohio GOP can relate to

noname's avatar

Nice use of antistasis in title, Rhetoric Dok.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Remember how PAB had somebody to soothe him with show tunes? Well, that somebody was...Max Miller!

(And, as M points out below, he was involved in January 6th.)

https://bsky.app/profile/kevinmkruse.bsky.social/post/3mssptfbmps25

josephebacon's avatar

CALLER: Hi, nice to meet you. I'm just wondering- why did you cheat on you wife?

KEN PAXTON: Um. I'm not going to talk about personal issues that relate to my family, just like I don't think you would want to discuss your marriage on a call with thousands. All I can tell you is I'm proud of my kids

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mstgnmz4c22n

Hank Napkin's avatar

Somebody has been practicing their plaintive eyebrow arching! Combine with a slight vocal quaver and -- BANG -- in a sense you're innocent!

josephebacon's avatar

Christian nationalists Lance Wallnau and Mike Jacobs claim that the Bible was the source most frequently cited by the Founders: "The book of Deuteronomy was quoted 60% of the time." Yeah, that's not true.

https://bsky.app/profile/rightwingwatch.bsky.social/post/3mstfoathwc2y

Pulpit Pimps won't stop lying' for de Lawd!

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

My buddy spent nearly a decade painstakingly researching why that claim is utter bullshit.

The Founding Myth: Why Christian Nationalism Is Un-American

https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-founding-myth-why-christian-nationalism-is-un-american-andrew-l-seidel/c73fdc89969cafde?ean=9781454943914&bkshp-astro=t

Wonkette kickback linky ;)

Baconzgood's avatar

Baconzgood has put a hiatus on his Baconzgood's patented* "Cock Punch" for 3 weeks regarding this dude. Have at it. I, nor my legal team, will ask for residual rights

*patent pending

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Normal libs. Sure, Miller and most of the GOP are violent misogynist and racist, but all that proves is that they have healthy testosterone levels unlike you Beta Cucks.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Welcome back, Dok! We missed you.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

It's like I always say - to be a Republican, you don't *have* to be a wife beater, child abuser, possessor of anger issues, a Philistine, illiterate, superstitious, violent, idiotic, greedy, insensitive, gullible, racist, misogynistic, hypocritical, a rapist, a liar, ignorant, xenophobic, homophobic, arrogant, tasteless, incurious, self-loathing, in denial or resentful...

...but it sure doesn't hurt!

EDIT: Sorry, but I'm wrong. To be a modern Republican, you do, in fact, have to be at least one of the above.

Baconzgood's avatar

"He seems like a nice guy. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!"

-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog-

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Sadly, this will only burnish his RWNJ credentials.

Alternative Dog's avatar

OT: 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝗝 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗢𝗹𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗮𝗻

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/11/reflecting-pool-david-hearn-doj

Keep fucking that chicken. It's a good look on you.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Best of luck with that. Norm Eisen is gonna' get the grand jury transcript and then the judge is gonna' drop a hammer like what happened in the Broadview Six. Then, I assume, Norm will carefully file a civil suit. (Not sure what the statute of limitations is with that, but there have to be considerations that Trump's DOJ will be defending it for the time being.)

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

We're deep into the Mad Lord Yam demands the tide recede phase now:

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬

The president is seeking ways around rulings on tariffs, birthright citizenship and the Fed. Experts say the moves don’t signal outright defiance, but they push the court’s limits.

WaPo... no link cause fuck Bezos