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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

"HAGERTY: Well, it was established as an agency that does not have the jurisdiction of the Congress. Its funding source is separate from us. It has no accountability. […] This is not the way the American public should be funding and supporting programs of this nature"

Hand to god, I thought this was describing DOGE at first.

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JCfromNC's avatar

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NOEM: Well, we can't trust our government anymore. That's our -- yes, oh, absolutely.

BASH: But you are the government now.

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I totally agree with Noem. Now that MUMPS -- the MUsk/TruMP Syndicate -- is in power, I totally do not trust the government whatsoever.

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Ken's avatar

@elon,

Go to Amazon.com and purchase a large funnel.

Use it to shove your money up your a$$.

You’re welcome.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I'm so glad watching that shit is your job. My job is hard enough without ruining Sunday.

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Andy Reed's avatar

Are Kristi Noem and Kimberly Guilfoyle the same person? They look so much alike except the ex-Mrs.-Junior-Trump-to-be has much thicker lips, like she's had a lipoimplant.

I don't know about you ,but has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

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Blue Willow Woman's avatar

They are both the puppet formerly known as "Madame", except Elno has his hand up its ass now instead of Waylon.

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Zap's avatar

Did someone punch Noem in the face? She’s all swolled up.

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Free beach's avatar

She’ll end up looking like the cat lady. Are cats ok to her?

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Zap's avatar

Wouldn’t trust her with mine.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

"The only people who can’t/pretend to be unable to see this are Republicans, who will learn all too late how useless they are when oligarchs decide they no longer need them as middle men."

Preach! Thank you for your service, Michael Mora.

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Sgt JMK's avatar

Hearing the Puppy-Killer claim that "he [Apartheid Clyde] has gone through the processes to make sure he has the authority..." when he absolutely has fucking NOT made me as angry as I've been in... oh, probably about ten minutes.

I know it's silly to ask, but Jeezus Christ on a cracker, will NO ONE EVER push back on these fucking liars and their lies????

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Free beach's avatar

Hey she kills other animals too! Give some extra credit! Dana just asks questions. She doesn’t expect answers.

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Zap's avatar

There is no one.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

There is us.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

There was a time when I didn’t think anyone could have a bigger conflict of interest than Clementine Caligula. Then Muskrat entered the chat.

Holy fuck.

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Sgt JMK's avatar

Hell ALWAYS has a basement.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

The tenderizing hammer they keep hitting me in the face with leaves a deep impression on my forehead: the welts read "IT ONLY APPLIES TO YOU, ASSHOLE!" Backwards in the mirror, of course. But I'm beginning to understand...

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Thixotropickle's avatar

Before Komedic Krusti Klown The Gnome Woman goes off to celebrate imprisoning murdery rapisty messicans and such like (but not the murdery -1 million dead from grossly mishandled pandemic- or the rapery -ask E. Jean Carrol, et al- Thief In Chief) by shooting a dog and eating a goat, somebody needs to let KKK The GW know that her latest cosmetic vivisection attempt to puff up her fascist-face with more silicon slathered with cake batter has failed.

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Biff52 is Tariffied's avatar

I know better than to comment on a woman's looks, but I'll wade in here.

Do. Not. Like.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

From Bob Mondello/Scott Detrow (NPR):

"MONDELLO: "But on Truth Social, he just says that he’s firing the board chairman, Carlyle Invent – Carlyle Investment Group co-founder David Rubenstein, and other members who, quote, “do not share our vision for a golden age in arts and culture.”

DETROW: Any sense what this golden age is going to look like?

MONDELLO: Well, it will apparently not include crossdressing performers. His post on Truth Social claims that – and I’m quoting – “just last year, the Kennedy Center featured drag shows specifically targeting our youth. This will stop,” end quote. Now, I looked back through last year’s bookings, and there were a couple of drag brunches in the enter’s restaurant, a lip-synced drag salute to divas in its free Millennium Stage, and comedian Kris Anderson’s silly solo show, Dixie’s Tupperware Party.

DETROW: Did Trump say how this was, so-called, targeting youth?

MONDELLO: No, I think that’s a mix-up, actually. Dixie’s Tupperware Party played at the Kennedy Center’s smallest auditorium, which is called the Family Theater because it only has 324 seats, and that makes it sound family-friendly compared to the 2,000 seat Opera House and Concert Hall. But it is just a name. I’ve caught lectures and films at the Family Theater, just as I’ve seen concerts and plays at the Opera House."

https://wbhm.org/npr-story/here-are-3-takeaways-from-trumps-plans-to-name-himself-chairman-of-kennedy-center/

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Ellen_D's avatar

"No, I think that’s a mix-up"

Oh ffs. It's a *lie*.

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Carstonio's avatar

How stupid do you have to be, to believe that seeing a drag performer is going to turn a kid trans? Conservatives treat everything they don’t like as a social contagion, and I doubt that it’s as simple as projecting their own temptations.

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Free beach's avatar

Arnold Palmer was a big man in the shower. Let’s play YMCA!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They've seen how easy it is to make someone a racist by surrounding them with racism every waking moment of their lives, and they assume LGBTQ works the same way.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

'𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. 𝘐𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦'𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.'

-- Frank Zappa

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Wikipedia on "Degenerate Art":

"Hitler's rise to power on 30 January 1933 was quickly followed by actions intended to cleanse the culture of so-called degeneracy: book burnings were organized, artists and musicians were dismissed from teaching positions, and museum curators were replaced by Party members.

The arbiter of what was unacceptably "modern" was Hitler. Although Goebbels and some others admired the Expressionist works of artists such as Emil Nolde, Ernst Barlach, and Erich Heckel, a faction led by Alfred Rosenberg despised the Expressionists, and the result was a bitter ideological dispute which was settled only in September 1934, when Hitler – who denounced modern art and its practitioners as "incompetents, cheats and madmen" – declared that there would be no place for modernist experimentation in the Reich."

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Blue Willow Woman's avatar

I love the story of Han van Meegeren who forged fake 'lost' Vermeers, with the images of Christ rendered so poorly Jesus looked like a sad clown or Frankenstein's monster.

Goering paid a bundle for them because he was stupid and greedy and had the connoisseurship of a lobotomized salamander.

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Carstonio's avatar

And from my reading, an exhibit that denounced the “degenerate art” backfired when it proved to be enormously popular.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

"Well, I saw an octopus have sex once so now I'm into tentacle porn--"

-Ben "Likes It Dry" Shapiro, allegedly

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Lookie here. Typical brain-dead, soulless Republican government-hating government official Noem is now the dog who caught the car. And how ironic, and fitting, is that. 😏

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Blue Willow Woman's avatar

Caught the car? Throw it in reverse! Thump thump.

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tehbaddr's avatar

"Have a week"

Yeah I had quite the week last week. And the one before that was quite a week also, too! How many more weeks is this Fascist Rotted Cantaloupe supposed to be in office? I bet he doesn't last past two years, 40K quatloos! Any takers?

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Michael's avatar

Just think: it's only Monday.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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