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Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?Reg: Fuck off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea! 'Judean People's Front'.Francis: Wankers.

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That is the best description I've seen yet.

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best line - " In short, the people who work w him know he’s an idiot."

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Remember when Gabrielle Giffords got shot at a town hall (-ish event) and all the Democrats stopped meeting with constituents "because security"?

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No. Gotta link?

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Scared of your constituents ? That's what you get for being gold digging arseholes.

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Angus Collins? Did you mean Angus King? Easy to get them confused...

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Neither do I.

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a) Susan Collins' experience should be noted by lefties in blue states who don't think they should call when your congresscritters are doing what you want them to. many were surprised to find out a few months ago that John Cornyn's office wasn't tallying responses and yet still thought they shouldn't call their Democratic Senators to be all, "hey, thanks for being awesome!" they're not going to take tallies if people don't call thanking them for being on the right side, and they're less likely to take you seriously when you only call to bitch. ~Pro-tip

b) the population of a town doesn't necessarily represent how many people come to their parades. Round Top, TX has a population of 76 (last time I checked), but their 4th of July parade is YOOOGE! as it is the oldest such parade this side of the Mississippi--so people come from all over and it's not uncommon for the Gov. to be at the head of the parade in a midterm year (for that is when we elect our governors).

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"When leftists reared their angry heads, he bravely turned his tail and fled, brave brave braaaave Devin... So he's sneaking away and buggering off, and chickening out... " (the 2017 Congressional Repugnican version).

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But they promised not to eat OUR faces!!11!1!eleventy!

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Also very Christian.

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Hey Devin Nunez, maybe if it wasn't easier to get a gun than affordable health care, you wouldn't have this problem.

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I qualified for Medicaid last year (well, I actually qualified sooner, but hadn't applied for it). My providers are all top notch. I'm vibrantly healthy, and now plan on asking them for a dentist, because that's the only care I really need. Fuck off, everyone who didn't vote for Hillary, including assholes like Younger Sister who stayed home.

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Nunes. Douche.

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"...encouragement for my stand against the current version of the Senate and House health-care bills."

You stay strong for another month or two, Susan Collins. Hopefully your shitty party will only cause 10 million people to lose their insurance when you vote "yes" for it.

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