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Wookie Monster's avatar

He can join the Sinema party. Hot Topic is going to need some way to stay relevant.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Please clap.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Republicans are more like in Waiting for Godot, except Godot is whatever miracle they think will save them from another Trump debacle.

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Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

Republicanism: where racism and fascism aren’t considered baggage, but insane followers might just be.

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Applemask's avatar

Tom Brady won substantially more times than "once by mistake"

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Ray Bluth's avatar

If tRump wins the nomination, he will lose the general election and take down the republinazi party with him. If he runs third party, there's no way republinazi's will win the presidency.

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Ray Bluth's avatar

The video where Jeb says, "Please clap.", is still amusing to this day.

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superdave's avatar

Graciously bow out? When in his entire life has Trump done anything graciously?

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oscarphile's avatar

Imagine a colony actually run by the ideals libertarians profess: Within six months all the men and half the women would be dead by one another's hand, and the children would be feral

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deadjello's avatar

How can you fracture something with no substance to it? Didn't the GQP run in 2020 without even attempting to come up with a written platform at their convention. This group of hate-driven nihilists is not a party--it's a mob just waiting for that one special demagogue to spur it to action. Sort of a zombie, as it were, to use a familiar current cultural meme.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

Republicans also fear — just like in 2016 — that even if Trump lost the Republican nomination, he'd run as a third-party candidate and fatally fracture the party.Honestly, i think this would be the best outcome of all - they need to be taken apart

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

wishful thinking never gets you anywhere good - maybe we can leave them to it...

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

yeah, appealing to to violently stupid has really paid off for them

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Ray Bluth's avatar

Upvoted for "crotch-length tie".

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

she'd love that - yuk

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

broadcast it on closed circuit

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