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Tessie's avatar

WILLOW THE CATTO!

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Tessie's avatar

As Junior is presumably aware, Dr. Jill Biden's doctorate is an Ed.D., not an M.D.

Even if it were an M.D. -- and an oncologist specifically, rather than a dermatologist, or an ophthalmologist, or a pediatrician -- it is vanishingly unlikely that she would be her husband's primary care physician.

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Tessie's avatar

Covered up what, exactly?

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President Biden was diagnosed with cancer at some point prior to last week. Maybe that's why he looked so old and unwell at the debate in June. Maybe that's why he dropped out of the race. Maybe both.

So what? What is there to "question"? What is there to "investigate"? The record low unemployment? The flourishing stock market? The well-managed public health coming out of a pandemic? The nice functioning airplanes that didn't crash? Because we don't have any of those things now.

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Tessie's avatar

"Trump allowed one of his minions to post a note on his Truth Social account claiming that his and Melania’s thoughts are with the Biden family, they wish Joe a thorough recovery, blah blah blah blah."

Too kind, too coherent, too grammatical, no ALL CAPS rants, didn't go off on any tangents.

We all know Captain Goldfish Memory was FURIOUS at not being able to say what he really wanted to.

Dollars to donuts the unfortunate staffer who was tasked with writing it was fired before noon the next day and left, possibly with a black eye.

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

We made it to May! !Late May!

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CogitoErgoBibo's avatar

Anyone who supports cutting cancer research should be forced to walk a mile in the shoes of a stage 4 cancer patient. Or even their caregiver's. Knowing that a cure is out of reach, but (IF you're lucky) managing the cancer may extend your life in a constant stop/start cycle of trying new and progressively uglier treatments...until there's nothing left. Research is hope. Special place in hell for people who kill hope.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Jr's twit was sickening. A perfect reflection of his filthy soul.

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LOU LOU's avatar

Don Jr is stupid, pretending to be smart, but he may be capable of being intentionally stupid insinuating that Dr. Jill Biden is a medical doctor and thus must have colluded in a coverup.

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JCfromNC's avatar

// (the One Big Beautiful bill, a name we hate calling it, because what are we, four?) //

No, but the guy who is insisting Congress call it that has an emotional age of around that level.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Don Jr.'s commentary yet again does not disappoint. At a fundamental level, and all other levels above, he hasn't the first clue whatsoever what the fuck is going on but just has to blather is lack of knowledge at the top of his lungs.

Beloved Jill has a doctorate in education, you inbread nepo baby fucknoodle. Go back to snorting another huge bump, ya narcissistic jagoff

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

While the left has some issues with hatred, our love is quite strong.

The right, however, has some issues with loving, and their hatred seems to know no bounds.

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Alexander Jordan's avatar

No way in hell trump means it, now lie to yourselves maggots.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Vance, you asshole, you really need to be honest about whether the CURRENT president is, or ever was, capable of doing the job.

(The answer is no. He could never at any time do the job either responsibly or competently.)

But Vance, you asshole, you will of course never be honest about this or any other question.

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Homero's avatar

I would argue that Dr Jackson probably doesn’t know that much about prostate cancer as an Emergency Medicine doctor (they don’t take care of chronic illnesses or diseases)

It’s kind of rich that any of the repugs complaining about Old Handsome Joe’s memory when Trump is downright shitting himself as he barfs up word salads

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Brenda Doherty's avatar

As a practicing Catholic I wish Vance would stop impersonating one! He doesn’t qualify as a human! Both Jr. and Jackson are addicts. One to coke and the latter to alcohol.

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RE Garrett's avatar

Just a brief note, especially to that idiot D. Trump Jr.: Dr. Jill Biden is a Doctor of Education, not a Doctor of Medicine.

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