Picture it! Washington, June 17, 2015, somewhere inside the secret Republican evil dude lair beneath the United States Capitol Building: "Gee boss, it's starting to look like SAME SEX MARRIAGE will soon be the law of the land, what're we gonna do???" cried Idaho Congressman Raul Labrador into his plate of Chik-fil-A sammiches, "What if it becomes legal, and then federal employees can't even discriminate against gay married people no more! Even if they really, really, really wanna!"
Found on the floor of the men's room at Minneapolis St Paul Airport :
NRA/GOP Gun Control Discussion Policy
A) Discussion of gun policy will start 46 minutes and 12 seconds after Civil Twilight only on the second new moon following the Vernal Equinox.
B) Discussion of gun policy will cease 3 minutes and 48 seconds later and shall consist exclusively of policy pertaining to increased firearm proliferation.
C) Attempts at discussion at any other time shall be deemed "Not the right time". Alternatively, the phrases "It's too soon!" or "That's ancient history!" may be used as applicable.
D) In the event of a "round-the-clock" news cycle incident, stoking of conspiracy theories, misdirection, and extreme denial are Authorized.
E) No incident, no matter how horrific, will provide sufficient basis to violate the aforementioned provisions herein.
Um. I was talking about the vows to please each other sexually. A Jewish lady friend of mine told me something like that years ago. Maybe I misunderstood.
I'm sure it's because being gay is a choice and can be turned off and on like a light switch. You can then chose to not be and viola! No discrimination necessary.
Actually, I opt for 2010. Those elected that year were in charge of drawing their state's congressional districts based on the 2010 elections. That allowed the Democrats to amass more votes in 2012 and still not win the House.
Ms. Gnome once requested a cake from the Kroger bakery with a girl in a fur bikini in chains and covered with whip marks. They modified an existing at the beach design. This, of course, was in the 90's.
So, I shouldn't distribute my recent book, "Most of My Coworkers Are Total Doodie Heads and Also, the Boss Can Suck It" at work? NO FAIR!
It will always be too soon. And so tragically, for many people, it will also be too late.
Found on the floor of the men's room at Minneapolis St Paul Airport :
NRA/GOP Gun Control Discussion Policy
A) Discussion of gun policy will start 46 minutes and 12 seconds after Civil Twilight only on the second new moon following the Vernal Equinox.
B) Discussion of gun policy will cease 3 minutes and 48 seconds later and shall consist exclusively of policy pertaining to increased firearm proliferation.
C) Attempts at discussion at any other time shall be deemed "Not the right time". Alternatively, the phrases "It's too soon!" or "That's ancient history!" may be used as applicable.
D) In the event of a "round-the-clock" news cycle incident, stoking of conspiracy theories, misdirection, and extreme denial are Authorized.
E) No incident, no matter how horrific, will provide sufficient basis to violate the aforementioned provisions herein.
Fuck these assholes in their ears. With votes, naturally. Lots and lots of votes.
Civil Twilight? Weren't the first 3 movies painful enough?
That is careless insecure disclosure of sensitive information. I call for a congressional investigation.
Um. I was talking about the vows to please each other sexually. A Jewish lady friend of mine told me something like that years ago. Maybe I misunderstood.
Lots and lots.
I'm sure it's because being gay is a choice and can be turned off and on like a light switch. You can then chose to not be and viola! No discrimination necessary.
Congress=Asshats
I feel like I need to know why the post office is excluded. Are there just too many postal gays?
Civil Twilight is the best. It's the one where Iron Man joins Team Edward and Captain America joins Team Jacob.
It is my firmly held religious belief that all government employees should do their jobs regardless of their firmly held religious beliefs.
As long as there's no vampire sex...
How about an amendment by Democrats that basically says, "All of the above-referenced protections shall be extended to same-sex couples as well."
Actually, I opt for 2010. Those elected that year were in charge of drawing their state's congressional districts based on the 2010 elections. That allowed the Democrats to amass more votes in 2012 and still not win the House.
Ms. Gnome once requested a cake from the Kroger bakery with a girl in a fur bikini in chains and covered with whip marks. They modified an existing at the beach design. This, of course, was in the 90's.