Donald Trump brought his favorite album Following Wednesday's GOP primary debate in which mean CNBC moderators asked him questions that required him to do math or lie about that decade he shilled for quack cancer cures, Dr. Ben Carson decided he's had enough of biased reporters who want him to answer their questions instead of asking the questions he'd prefer to answer. And by golly, he seems to have
Were they all suddenly surprised that they weren't on an episode of the Dating Game? Jesus Fuck, what kind of questions did they think they would be asked when running for president?
"Peak Teatard" is a myth. Thanks to the tireless engineering of the GOP, teatardery is more abundant than ever. New technologies are helping to discover bigger deposits of this natural resource, while finding new way to extract more teatardery out of older deposits. Reactionary thinking will be secure for many generations. Who knows what the future holds? Perhaps we will someday drill the moons of Uranus for even more. It's an exciting time to be misinformed and alive.
The information the candidates want to provide to the public in the debates is the same information they'll provide in their campaign commercials. In other words, they want it for free rather than paying for teevee time. Oh, right. Their Republicans.
And good ol' Ben Carlson is the political version of constipation.
Dr. C just gave everyone a nice big club to beat him with. As if it was really needed.
Buy me a pc and I'll give it a whirl.
Were they all suddenly surprised that they weren't on an episode of the Dating Game? Jesus Fuck, what kind of questions did they think they would be asked when running for president?
"Peak Teatard" is a myth. Thanks to the tireless engineering of the GOP, teatardery is more abundant than ever. New technologies are helping to discover bigger deposits of this natural resource, while finding new way to extract more teatardery out of older deposits. Reactionary thinking will be secure for many generations. Who knows what the future holds? Perhaps we will someday drill the moons of Uranus for even more. It's an exciting time to be misinformed and alive.
At this point, I think it might be time to check for lead paint chips.
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The information the candidates want to provide to the public in the debates is the same information they'll provide in their campaign commercials. In other words, they want it for free rather than paying for teevee time. Oh, right. Their Republicans.
To be fair, there were potty breaks and lunch.
Somebody should ask Ted Cruz to give an example of these softball questions the Democrats got.
Anybody got Uncle Evan's email address or phone number? I got a hot date for a Halloween party tonight, and I'd like to borrow the car to impress her.
BiggUnc@TotesNotAScam.com
"How big is your tax cut going to be?" is the only question any of them want to answer.
First rule of Republican Debate Club.
That sums the situation up nicely
If I were this much of a whiny baby in all my job interviews, I'd never work again.
Sack up, prepare, and practice, jerks. Al Qaeda, the economy, and Mother Nature couldn't care less if you don't like the questions they present.