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Walter Wellstone's avatar

I hear ya. I lived overseas for ten years and thankfully I was always able to come home for every presidential election.

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John Smith's avatar

Or a remote starter; we used to call them Mafia preventers. Don't ask!

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nightmoth's avatar

Wow! I'll google it.

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Billy Rubin's avatar

Rich, chocolately Overtine!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They'll stop being The Party of Stupid eventually . . . but not right now.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ailes is applying a tourniquet, in an attempt to stop the bleeding. But somebody's still gonna lose a limb.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Somebody may lose a limb, but won't we all win if the republican party is left in tatters? I hate myself for loving Donald Trump at the moment, but damn it, I can't quit that magnificent bastard. He's single handedly burning the house down. I just hope he doesn't pull a Reagan on us, and actually win the general election.

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Billy Rubin's avatar

"That'll do, pig. That'll do..."

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Even pronounced "Fooks."

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

I'm hoping, brother.

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wingnutbuster's avatar

Funny how they make you take a personality test to sell insurance but when it comes to running the nation the asylum doors are wide open. Pretty sure old money won't stand for him after their Palin lesson, the only question is how will they use him and neutralize him?

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fifthdentist's avatar

I'm pretty sure "Baby Diarrhea Diaper" or "Bubonic Plague" would be up by at least eight points over Trump for the general election.

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fifthdentist's avatar

In Soviet Russia, chart laughs at you.

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fifthdentist's avatar

Except in this version they're not rooting for the scarecrow to get a brain.

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