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Smirking because my local dive a block from my house makes the best pizza in town.

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That fabulous Republican moral compass seems to be broken… again.

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Exactly! Government run fire department is socialism. Same for police, military, schools. We should create a real "Alaska Wildlife Refuge" where there are NO LAWS WHATSOVER. The TP'ers and similar ideologues can move there and live without any gov't interference. It will be a regulation free paradise, a shining Liberty City on a hill.

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Stop yer bellyachin'. My health insurance totally covers breathing dust, asbestos and mercury vapor from a collapsing building that I ran <i>toward</i>. Unless it's a pre-existing condition.

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Even my local news last night was all "Republicans were dicks today and blocked a 9/11 health bill." And the reason is something about "well, we can't be sure only actual 9/11 responders would get money." WHAT?!?

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Republicans are not putting their money where their mouths are? (save that spent on Rentboy.com) Well, surprise, surprise.

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Makes sense. Enough pizza and you're kinda stuck with the virginity.

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