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...honestly, if there was ever a CPAC or RNC Convention in or near Miami I would go for the following reasons:

1) I love to be the center of attention: Hushed whispers"Here comes a black person" 2) How much ass would I get from dumb ass conservative women with the line "Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair" or "Its true what they say about black men"? 3) I dont mind being the token black guy if it gets me a 6 figure job doing nothing!

Too bad Herman Cain beat me to it!!!

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...yeah, its pretty sad when the GOP takes your Negro card!

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i don't know about that. i mean how many witches has the DEMOCRATIC party fielded?

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is it ok to call clarence thomas a garden gnome for the far right?

(though i actually love garden gnomes).

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It depends on how big the asshole.

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