5 Comments
User's avatar
AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...honestly, if there was ever a CPAC or RNC Convention in or near Miami I would go for the following reasons:

1) I love to be the center of attention: Hushed whispers"Here comes a black person" 2) How much ass would I get from dumb ass conservative women with the line "Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair" or "Its true what they say about black men"? 3) I dont mind being the token black guy if it gets me a 6 figure job doing nothing!

Too bad Herman Cain beat me to it!!!

Expand full comment
AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...yeah, its pretty sad when the GOP takes your Negro card!

Expand full comment
fuflans's avatar

i don't know about that. i mean how many witches has the DEMOCRATIC party fielded?

Expand full comment
fuflans's avatar

is it ok to call clarence thomas a garden gnome for the far right?

(though i actually love garden gnomes).

Expand full comment
Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It depends on how big the asshole.

Expand full comment