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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Our republic hasn't been around long enough to weed out the whack-a-doodles yet.

beatbort's avatar

Zu bist ein Berliner!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Extra style points for "Teebeutle-y".

Dolmance's avatar

Germany's been dumping their whack jobs on the US for over two centuries. Once the Nazis were finished, they had all the ingredients to create a sane society. It may have taken two thousand plus years altogether, but they got there.

While we just get crazier and crazier.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Czech Republic: drastic difference between older generations (very little English) and younger ones (much better, but nowhere near Germany-, Holland-, Scandinavian- quality). Good place to teach English if you don't mind cheap, excellent beer.

BillWestern's avatar

They're auditioning for the new show "Sieben und Zahlen".

Alex Grey's avatar

Let's deport them to Texas, which can then secede, with liberty for white people and white people... Florida can go to.

Captain Kraut's avatar

Which is why you're welcome to keep them, I'm sure they'll fit right in in, say, Tejas.

To be fair, while this family might be visiting the states for the first time, it's more like homecoming for the wacky evangelical lunacy they espouse, most of that ideology seems to be a US export.

freakishlyterrified's avatar

"Good God, Jim, they're breeding conservatives"

freakishlyterrified's avatar

Don't they screech "something something indoctrination, future Democrat voters" about other little refugees? (Brown ones)

KenRob's avatar

If they get accepted, it's beyond disgusting. We have enough of these perverts here without importing more of them. Congress - do your job & deny them asylum, they are NOT victims of persecution.

KenRob's avatar

NO! Send them back to Germany. We've got enough christofascists to clean out of this country without adding more to the mix.

KenRob's avatar

Funny, they actually look like any other fundamentalist Stepford family here. They're well on the way to match the Dugger cult - seven kids & counting. That's why the RW House is so eager to bring them here.

KenRob's avatar

We have the US Nazi's & their flags, & the German war criminal Nazi's who moved here after the war, the entire GOPTP & its followers, who are the fascists.

KenRob's avatar

Seven so far, working on the 8th I'm certain. They're going for the record of the Duggers.

KenRob's avatar

Brain dead for sure.