All of the people I personally know who have had affairs, are conservative. I can recall 9 off the top of my head. Relatives, coworkers, neighbors... One notable example is my brother's ex-wife. Two weeks before their wedding she came on to me at a family event. I dislike my brother, but I'd never have sex with his fiancé. He eventually caught her cheating on him and they divorced.
I'm not saying liberals don't have escapades, I just think it's not as common. That or we're better at hiding it.
I've known several myself. Also two guys who got into "swinging." All right-wingers.
One of the "swingers" got into a throuple, and apparently the other man, who was the one actually married to the woman, decided he wasn't into it anymore. So he shot his wife, and the guy I knew, and then himself, to death one day.
All right-wingers, newly wealthy finance types.
I kinda think they have very unrealistic ideas of what human reality is, and then can't accept that they and the people they're with don't live up to an impossibility. That kind of thing always comes out sideways, and sometimes with extreme consequences.
Lib types are generally better at accepting that they and theirs are flawed and fallible, so they can talk about it; break up more amicably if needed; don't rush into commitments as fast or as heedlessly; etc.
Generally. Not all the time. Not all people. Generally.
But if your entire worldview is based on rigidity, callousness, lack of empathy; things can get very weird and you're pre-wired to not handle it well.
Over in Indian Country Markwayne Mullin gets panned for being 'white-passing' and an advocate of "whitewashing" the history of genocide against Indigenous People. I am eager to learn how that constituency views his promotion to Secretary Of Homeland Security. I'll bet the various Indigenous People have a thing or two to say about how the Homeland got 'secured' to begin with!
***“Since then, I have reconciled with my wife, Angel, I’ve asked God to forgive me — which he has — and my faith is as strong as ever.”***
Oh, well -- we're all glad HE'S okay. Apparently the dead wife and mother he was pressuring for naked pics while she begged him to stop as her mental health deteriorated is of no consequence. Jesus fucking Christ, this guy doesn't need to be in Congress, he needs to be in a Hannibal Lecter suit.
Markwayne Mullin Dadgum. Thankfully, I wasn't holding out for somebody who might have been better than Puppykiller Krusty. My god, listening to Dadgum talk makes me want to put a bucket over my head and beat on it with a Louisville Slugger.
The shitbird who threatened to beat up a witness during a Senate committee hearing and who expressed extreme displeasure over the view that "Black people are not apes"? Kinda makes you wonder why he didn't get the DHS job in the first place.
Fire Noem to distract from the Iran War to distract from The Groceries to distract from Affordability to distract from The Ballroom to distract from the East Wing to distract from . . . the Epstein Files.
Are we all gonna call Kevin Feige's office and get him to put her in a movie with the employment condition that she get and stay out of U.S. government?
All of the people I personally know who have had affairs, are conservative. I can recall 9 off the top of my head. Relatives, coworkers, neighbors... One notable example is my brother's ex-wife. Two weeks before their wedding she came on to me at a family event. I dislike my brother, but I'd never have sex with his fiancé. He eventually caught her cheating on him and they divorced.
I'm not saying liberals don't have escapades, I just think it's not as common. That or we're better at hiding it.
I've known several myself. Also two guys who got into "swinging." All right-wingers.
One of the "swingers" got into a throuple, and apparently the other man, who was the one actually married to the woman, decided he wasn't into it anymore. So he shot his wife, and the guy I knew, and then himself, to death one day.
All right-wingers, newly wealthy finance types.
I kinda think they have very unrealistic ideas of what human reality is, and then can't accept that they and the people they're with don't live up to an impossibility. That kind of thing always comes out sideways, and sometimes with extreme consequences.
Lib types are generally better at accepting that they and theirs are flawed and fallible, so they can talk about it; break up more amicably if needed; don't rush into commitments as fast or as heedlessly; etc.
Generally. Not all the time. Not all people. Generally.
But if your entire worldview is based on rigidity, callousness, lack of empathy; things can get very weird and you're pre-wired to not handle it well.
Over in Indian Country Markwayne Mullin gets panned for being 'white-passing' and an advocate of "whitewashing" the history of genocide against Indigenous People. I am eager to learn how that constituency views his promotion to Secretary Of Homeland Security. I'll bet the various Indigenous People have a thing or two to say about how the Homeland got 'secured' to begin with!
Is there an Indigenous Deity that created Irony?
Whose “Homeland?”
Well he has not been confirmed and he cannot legally serve until he leaves the Senate.
Oh Goody, he'll be "Acting" until Li'l Marco catches up on his work backlog as Archivist of the United States.
"legally"
Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel. These guys are like that stuff that gets sucked out of a restaurant's grease trap.
One of those fatbergs that keep clogging up sewers.
Tony the torch is available
Does this mean that Markwayne will have to get lip and cheekbone filler?
He'll need it to hide the stretch marks from sucking Dump's Vienna sausage.
Or as Dump thinks of it, the Armour of God.
Yes. If he doesn't look like Noem, Trump won't remember his title.
No, but he does have to shave his head.
Wait until you see his hair extensions.
Kristi: "Anyone wanna give me a job? Huh? Hell-OOOO!!"
World: {{crickets, crickets, crickets}}
Kristi: "STOP DOING THAT!"
She gives jobs. But for Cory.
Wonket: Come for the snark. You'll stay, even if your lunch doesn't!
World: {{tumbleweed, lonely bell tolling in distance}}
Send not to know for whom the bell tolls.
No, seriously, don’t.
It doesn’t toll for thee.
[the screech of a condor high in the air]
***“Since then, I have reconciled with my wife, Angel, I’ve asked God to forgive me — which he has — and my faith is as strong as ever.”***
Oh, well -- we're all glad HE'S okay. Apparently the dead wife and mother he was pressuring for naked pics while she begged him to stop as her mental health deteriorated is of no consequence. Jesus fucking Christ, this guy doesn't need to be in Congress, he needs to be in a Hannibal Lecter suit.
He NEEDS to be six feet under.
Who gets the "pleasure" of fumigating that luxury jet now that the puppy killer's leaving DHS?
Now I REALLY want to know what was in that bag she left behind.
Fetch me the UV light.
On second thought, I don't wanna know.
The plane would light up like a solar flare.
Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name, and away go troubles down the drain. Roto-Rooter!
Markwayne Mullin, duty calls!
Or "doodie calls"
YOU WERE SO CLOSE!!!
Markwayne Mullin Dadgum. Thankfully, I wasn't holding out for somebody who might have been better than Puppykiller Krusty. My god, listening to Dadgum talk makes me want to put a bucket over my head and beat on it with a Louisville Slugger.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/05/trump-kristi-noem-markwayne-mullin-dhs.html
The shitbird who threatened to beat up a witness during a Senate committee hearing and who expressed extreme displeasure over the view that "Black people are not apes"? Kinda makes you wonder why he didn't get the DHS job in the first place.
Mullin has about 2 inches on Bovino
Heh. 4 instead of 2.
Still an "innie".
You can't be talking about his weenus. It ain't even 2".
I love you, Hammy -- but you cannot force me to think about that
Nor would I want to. I'm not quite *that* evil.
Neither one could find it with Trump’s tiny fingers.
And Trump has had plenty of practice!
This will go so well
https://bsky.app/profile/ryandoerfler.bsky.social/post/3mgdgy6q3q226
Hopefully the bug eyed fuck is next.
There’s a never ending list of creeps , pedo pervs, and sycophantic turds in line.
You know, only the best people.
He can offer Ken Paxton FBI director or AG to clear the path for Cornyn.
I thought "bug eyed fuck" was referring to Paxton.
¿Por qué no los dos... er... los every pinche one of them?
I think "cock-eyed" would be the correct term there.
Watch the Democrats unanimously vote to confirm Markwayne Mullin because he’s a member of the club.
is r democrats learnin'?
This right here. It's so fucking gross.
They *all* confirmed Liddle' Marco.
What. In. The Fuck.
OT I know there are some Susana Hoffs fans here.....
https://youtu.be/JA0VfqtIK_A?si=k0CadMDSf1aesvvU
I just drool.
You know I must be getting old. I just noticed nobody at the drums. I usually just look at Hoffs.
Hay, you guyzes! Easy just told me that Gnome is out and Richard Wayne Gary Wayne Markwayne Mullins is in!
Rats, I was just about to get “Noemnuts” to catch on.
It's good that I'll probably never meet him bc I'd probably call him "MarkWayne Mullet" to his face
(I've met Republicans; I just can't see meeting that one)
Fire Noem to distract from the Iran War to distract from The Groceries to distract from Affordability to distract from The Ballroom to distract from the East Wing to distract from . . . the Epstein Files.
It just goes around and around. Wheee!
Noem to become envoy to the "Shield of the Americas"
What the Hell?
What the fuck is that Shield thingie anyway? Is it part of Bored of Peace?
An "envoy"?
Why not just tell it like it is and say she's the messenger / cocktail waitress / coffee boy who gets to relay communiques & serve the drinks?
No way this is a promotion. More like being exiled and removed from public attention. It will rankle her ass.
I smell a new tell-all book in the wind.
She'll serve drinks on the jet she used to fly
As long as she has her bag of sex toys and her blanket she should be OK.
Hail Hydra.
Or Venom. Or COBRA.
Lovely parting grift.
That over-sprayed bint is Drumpfenfuehrer's Defense Diva.
She gets to wear a cape and say things like "Nobody expects the Noem"
For $200 million
Where are Anonymous
That and "You're nobody 'til Noembody loves you."
What?
damn
and the shield is made of papier-mache and has a picture of a turkey on it
sn00rk!! *librarian stare* hee hee hee
Awww, she's losing her flying bawdyhouse. Awww.
Board of Peace West.
Bored of Peace
Jesus Christ: these fucking people and their memes.
Wonder what the fee is to join up with that one?
He took -- excuse me, STOLE -- $10 billion of your tax dollars in order to form it, and it's not a government entity
So, I mean, it ought to be free, don't you think
Well, we'll wave the dues this month, but there's still a service charge and a nominal initiation fee.
Sounds like something out of the Marvel Universe.
Are we all gonna call Kevin Feige's office and get him to put her in a movie with the employment condition that she get and stay out of U.S. government?
Because she's insane and I don't want her there
When people were first in the first term, it made Trump look bad. So no one gets fired now. They had to invent a job for her.
Honestly, I'm just surprised this job wasn't also given to Rubio.
Markwayne fucking Mullin though. It's like the thought process is "who's the most incompetent fucking loonbat I can think of"
He saw Markwayne say something nice about him while he was pissed at Norm. That's all it is.