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Meh, he just couldn't recall whether he was lying, and so he wasn't interested, unless he was.

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He sent a tweet about the shooting Tuesday in California. But it was the same tweet with the same town name as the one he sent for Sutherland Springs. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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You mean the establishment Republicans who stole a SCOTUS seat and are willing to risk nuclear war for tax cuts?

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Edwin Edwards said the only way he could lose an election in Louisiana is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. 1) This is even worse than Louisiana...it's Alabama2) Moore hasn't been caught with eitherYou do the math.

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I saw one even better. There was a poll that asked if you would be amenable to pills that had a sensor in them so your doctor could tell if you were taking them. About 33% said yes. About 33% said no. The rest said it would depend on what they were taking the meds for.

WTF????

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Huh. He seems to share a number of obsessions with Trump. And a certain rhetorical bent with Roger Stone...

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Ted Cruz is against Roy Moore being in the Senate because Lyin Ted wants to retain his crown as the Skeeviest Fucking Creep in the Senate.

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It isn't. If you can read above 3rd grade level. So...

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I asked him to be sure you got it right and Jefferson Beauregard says he forgets how it goes or even if they have sheep in Alabamy.

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"We may be venal, dishonest, Koch-sucking hypocritical scumbags, but we're not perverted, venal, dishonest, Koch-sucking hypocritical scumbags!"

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Didn't exist, back in the 80s.

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My epistemological vision of the future in that time is much more apocalyptic. I imagine each individual stating whatever they need the truth to be in that moment, kinda like our "president" does, and that nobody pays attention to anybody else's truth unless it aligns with their own needs. Kinda like now I guess. Only it's on an individual level, more than politically aligned, so nobody speaks truth to anyone else and nobody believes anybody.

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At 14? In Alabama? Still in elementary school.

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Precisely.

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Just to be clear. If the choice is between Roy Moore and a Democrat, I would run to the polling place to vote for the Democrat-Jeff FlakeIt is so easy to know for certain what you would do when that situation will never happen. Like men saying they know they would never have an abortion.

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So "they", the Democrats, are moving backwards. Did I miss something, or did Fox just admit that it is, indeed, the propaganda arm of the Republican Party? Maybe they already had. I wouldn't have heard, anyway, since I never watch Fox--never could stand to listen to dedicated, deliberate, proud ignorance on public display.

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