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davidhollenshead's avatar

Too bad the Federal Government uses lethal injection. Otherwise they could put Führer Trump's wall to good use.

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mancityRed6's avatar

who knew that about Nelson Mandela?

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

As long as there are grannies to starve, Republicans are not going to care that their president is a dangerous madman.

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Themostunclean's avatar

Yeah, just like tRump's wonderful plan to defeat ISIL was coming any day. And then it changed to his generals were going to come up with the plan. Then that deadline passed too.

Anyone else remember that huge promise during the campaign? His genius brain had devised a way to rid the world of terrorism within 30 days but he was keeping it super secret so it wouldn't tip off the bad dudes.

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Shawn Renee Ernoehazy's avatar

It is the Ides of March, and I was hoping for a group stabbing with votes by now.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Testy or testes? Like they're waving their nuts at us. Here's your two chambers, America!

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HandsOfFate's avatar

Chris Christie, where are you when your nation needs you?

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Snarkbot 9000's avatar

Throw in a good slap fight, and I would pay upwards of $5.00 to see that spectacle.

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JTS's avatar

" is in deep with the Russkies " - could have been taken from Dr Strangelove - a parody of clueless american paranoia about Russia . Guys , Russia probably does look for ways to resist the USA , being surrounded by american bases , but it couldn't match the destructive behaviours america's political rot has produced on its own . The commie world domination plot is long gone ( they knew it anyway , disguising the failure as 'Socialism in One Country " policy ). Plug your ears against the NY Times , MSNBC et al and listen to Putin"s words , then compare them to Trump's Dumps . Who sounds more believable ?

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Serai 1's avatar

Winnie Mandela?

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phoenix00's avatar

So where's the sinking ship again?

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LickMaDick's avatar

Trump supporters are emotionally unstable and/or intellectually handicapped.

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

Don King to organize that Slap-fight of the Decade?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Of course his policies are BS. So are the GNoP's. Actually, Mr. Trump doesn't have any policies. Or principles. Other than to scam people to make himself rich. And lust after his own daughter.

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