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Catbird's avatar

Remember that the rich need a lot of people tromping in and out of their homes. Nannies, maids, au pairs, repair people, etc. Each and everyone brings a portfolio of exposure.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Whatever happens, your daughter IS a hero. She is everything that word means!

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Catbird's avatar

Braise him in red wine and feed him to the pigs.

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Catbird's avatar

You said it. And very well.

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Catbird's avatar

Make up new ones!

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Catbird's avatar

Alright. That's it. Catch this fucker and cover him in particularly potent coronavirus juice. Has to be done. God commands it.

Edit: Oh, and Jesus would slap you silly if he were here.

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gkshenaut's avatar

Even if unanimous consent is blocked, I believe only at least half+1 of the house members would need to return in order for there to be a quorum.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

In that case, you'll love my idea for bank executives and where to staple their scarlet Ts.

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kjsd's avatar

Damned onions. Your kid's a hero.

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tangofoxtrot's avatar

I love you husband. Please let him know he can also do 44 more than once.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Aw shit, i did that thing again that I do with those states. Probably while looking right at his name and state. Fixed.

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Steely_Fan's avatar

Sorta O/T, and mebbe others have already pointed this out, Dok, but the relief package is ~$2 trillion, with a T.

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Pura Vida19's avatar

Can we do hedge fund managers, too? Huh.. pretty please?

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BrianW's avatar

The uplifting stories are out there. I'm just lucky enough that I get to talk/text mine almost every day.

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BrianW's avatar

They are bad this season; even affecting me too. . . .

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BrianW's avatar

Thanks. I knew she was a good kid; I guess I didn't know how good until all this broke.

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