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Maybe you missed my point. The usual indicators of fraud would merit scrutiny. Of course, I expected Biden would win, but with more voters this time, and new ballot procedures, some confusion is to be expected, and more questions would be raised. One that's a traditional red flag is when the percentage of voters is unusually high.... but that has been true everywhere, making fraud allegations even harder to prove, though I assume they will be made.

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Of course, instead of grappling with those issues, they could just ask themselves who's more likely to be lying. Liberals and Dem voters, who generally don't lie more than any normal person? Or Donald Trump, the biggest, most bare-faced outright constant God damned liar on the North American continent? Trump, who lies automatically. Trump, who lies every time he opens his loose ugly mouth. Trump, who lies as fast as he can talk and then lies some more. Trump, who could not tell the truth three times in a row to win a bet. Trump, who most definitely is not normal, and it can be argued does not possess any concept of truth.If he does, he defines it as whatever he happens to be saying at any given moment.

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Even if we could split the country so Trumpanzees had their own fascist, racist, evangelical Paradise they would not leave our democratic, liberal country alone. For one thing most states which would be included in the new Confederacy are financially supported by blue states and for for another they are hateful a**holes who will still want to destroy us.

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Maybe Pat Robertson would like another shot at the presidency? He may be old, but he is certainly mean, corrupt and insane enough to appeal to Trumpanzees.

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Many don't even know what they stand for save that they are fuelled only by hatred and fear of progressives, particularly Black and First Nations ones. It's pathetic..................................................Dogmatism is by far the best fall-back defense, the most impregnable castle, that ignorance can find. It's also a dead give-away that the person doesn't know why he believes what he believes. [Book 2006] The Authoritarians” by Bob Altemeyer

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What a great read. Thank you for listing so many of the obvious answers to the bogus GOP claims of election corruption and voter fraud. Here is one more: Kevin McCarthy wondered how Trump could possibly lose (absent fraud) when all the incumbent GOP candidates won their races. I tweeted my first real tweet to him answering that question. There are multiple reasons. One, several republicans wrote in or blanked their choice for president this year. Two, I can play this "it must have been fraud" game, too. How could so many GOP incumbents win re-election when they were down in the polls? It must have been fraud. :)

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Dishonest people, like Trump, who have lived their entire lives by a broken code of lies and cheating and lies and cheating, ALWAYS believe fully that EVERYONE is like them. The Dems MUST be cheating, because poor Donald lies and cheats and is still losing. It boils my blood. Prove it, assface. And pack your bags, for jail.

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Trump humpers are filth. Repugnant, ignorant filth. They danced and celebrated when Hillary was decent enough to concede to the literal worst person to ever hold such an office. They deserve to feel utter anguish for their disturbing views. Just imagine, we were devastated and we accepted the voting results as valid. Now imagine that pain, but compound it with the belief that the system stole the election from your dear leader. I’m not dancing. I’m just hoping we get to make some changes for the better.

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Also, too, Willie and Joe were Antifa!

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You asked for it: Uncle Warren gets on an elevator with some other suits. He notices a penny on the floor. Of course the suits ignore it. Uncle Warren bends down and picks it up and exclaims "Ah, the start of another billion".

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Considering that Uncle Joe will be 78 when he takes the oath of office, it's more likely the 2024 ticket will be Harris/?.

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You’ve finally found the mother lode, “Annie J. Guerra.”

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I'd like to take her for a spin around the block (if you know what I mean).

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There have been older people in the White House. Besides, that's why we have vice presidents. If Biden passes away, or simply unable to perform his duties as the leader of the free world, Harry will be able to take over from there.

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I'd certainly "check out" her mailslot. just for research purposes of course.

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I hope that she has a manual transmission, I like to work the clutch.

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