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WHO IS GOING TO ASK THESE EINSTEINS THIS...

WHO IS GOING TO GO INTO THOSE FIELDS AND HARVEST YOUR PRODUCE NOW?

FOR 12 HOURS A DAY.

IN 115 DEGREE HEAT.

FOR $7 AN HOUR.

YOU?

"FARMERS NEED TO PAY MORE! THEN 'REAL AMERICANS' WILL DO THOSE JOBS!"

NOPE.

JUST ASK THE GUY IN CALIFORNIA WHO GROWS GRAPES. YOU DIC*S KEPT CALLING ICE TO HAVE HIS WORKERS DEPORTED SO HIS WORKERS STOPPED COMING TO WORK OUT OF FEAR THEY'D BE NAILED.

HE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO ADVERTISE $25 AN HOUR FOR PICKING THE GRAPES.

WANNA KNOW HOW MANY SHOWED UP? 100. WANNA KNOW HOW MANY WERE STILL THERE AT NOON? 11. WANNA KNOW HOW MANY WERE STILL THERE AT THE END OF THE DAY?

1.

ONE!!!

SO, WHAT WILL YOU NOW SAY WHEN YOU CLOSE THE BORDER, KICK OUT ALL THE MIGRANTS AND ILLEGALS, AND WE ALL NOW GET TO PAY $25 FOR A F'ING HEAD OF LETTUCE AND $30 FOR A BAG OF APPLES? OF COURSE, THAT'S ASSUMING YOU CAN EVEN FIND LETTUCE OR APPLES BECAUSE, WITHOUT THE PEOPLE WILLING TO DO THOSE JOBS, THE PRODUCE IS ROTTING IN THE FIELDS.

A GROWER WILL NOW PAY $50 FOR A BUSHEL OF ORANGES. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL HAVE TO ABSORB THE OUTRAGEOUS COST INCREASE? THE GROWER?

NOPE...KEEP GUESSING YOU GENIUSES.

WHAT I FIND MOST AMUSING IS ALL THE YEARS YOU TOOK FULL ADVANTAGE OF LOW PRICES THAT WERE ONLY LOW BECAUSE THOSE FRUITS AND VEGGIES WERE PICKED BY...

WHO?

OH YEAH...ILLEGALS!

HMMMM...SEEMS A BIT HYPOCRITICAL DOESN'T IT?

SO, WHEN ONLY THE WEALTHY WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD FRESH, FROZEN, OR CANNED PRODUCE, WHAT WILL YOU SAY?

OOPS?

WILL YOU TELL AMERICANS THAT YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE OUT MIGRANTS AND ILLEGALS MADE UP MOST OF THE WORKFORCE ON FARMS AND YOU WERE UNABLE TO FIGURE OUT THAT IF YOU GET RID OF ALL THOSE WORKERS, YOU'VE BRAVELY OPENED UP A MILLION JOBS FOR "REAL AMERICANS"...

UNFORTUNATELY, THEY WERE JOBS THAT "REAL AMERICANS" NEVER WANTED TO DO!!!

SO...GO AHEAD...I'M SURE IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM YOU'VE ALREADY COME UP WITH YOUR OWN BRILLIANT IDEAS FOR HOW TO KEEP AMERICANS FED AND KEEP THE US ECONOMY FROM CRASHING AND BURNING!

RIGHT?

RIGHT???

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Wow! Now, that is some spin! Terrible bill. I am no Trumper, but I am a conservative and this bill stunk. I do not care if this bill were solely written by a team of Republicans. I would still call it a stinker.

It appears that, while conservatives are able to adequately scrutinize the bills proposed by Republicans, but you can only tow the party line. You know, with the DNC talking points.

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It's "toe the line", m'dear.

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Tomi Lahren called it "treason".

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Holy shit, Ptomaine Lowrent is still around? I haven't heard her name in a while, and I was hoping she'd chosen to sail beyond the western horizon or something.

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They are unrepentant bullies. Never vote Republican ever again.

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It's quiet here tonight. Too quiet...

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Why can’t writers and other pundits wean themselves off Twitter?! You all know it’s a cesspool of disinformation and it’s current CEO is beyond despicable. Yet, in most articles I read, there are the ubiquitous Twitter screenshots. Sad, really.

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*its

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"it's" was correct.

"it's" is the abbreviation of "it is".

"its" is equivalent to my, your, his, her.

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Well, it's in line with their platform, which consists of one line: "Donald is Lord."

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Feb 7·edited Feb 7

I'm old enough to remember when Obama gave them 95% of what they wanted in an "Avoid shutting down the government deal" that Grover Norquist called "the best Republicans could ever get" and they still voted it down.

Nothing new under the sun here.

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Feb 7·edited Feb 7

The Border is an internal issue for the US of A, but to those of us on the outside, this outcome reinforces the premise that that any promises that are made by the USA cannot be relied on

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how do they have any feet left, they shoot themselves so often?

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I hope those who have to work on the border and the mayors being affected start screaming about these fricking, cowardly Republicans. The Trump leaning people I know are All convinced that the border is a huge issue!!! These voters are supposed to wait a YEAR to see if trump isn’t eliminated by the 14.3 Amendment and (God forbid) he wins the election - the next term doesn’t begin until after January 21, 2025. So no border deal for a year because the Republicans won’t do their fucking job.

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You know, I'm startin' to think these Republican fellers ain't on the up-and-up.

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Reminds me of the quote, “I voted FOR it, before I voted AGAINST it.” Now we’re at the “WE DEMAND ICE CREAM.” “WE NEVER WANTED ICE CREAM!” And H. L. Mencken laughs and laughs in the heaven he didn’t believe in.

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I wouldn't worry for them, Faux News and Sinclair's "The News Desk" will help grease the skids and keep the populace blaming Biden. A few push polls and they'll be fine.

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The Republican Party has always been in favor of wide-open borders.

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