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<strike>Ray Rice</strike> Senate Republicans explained to teh wimmens why this bill was in reality bad for them....

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The mouthbrreathing demographic would elect Atilla the Hun, so long as he was pro-gun and anti-gay, and promised to cut the taxes they barely pay at all.

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Da ladeez still have an equal opportunity to be armed with a gun as big as they want. How they will afford said gun is their problem.

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Less is more, ladies. Like lingerie, amirite?

--Mitch

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Surely they can reach a compromise by requiring employers to cut male worker's pay by 23%?

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The Republicans, who voted umpteen-million times to repeal Obamacare, are complaining that the Senate Majority is only interested in "messaging bills"?

Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" mean anything to you, Mitch?

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I think they like to devote their time to massaging balls.

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What about the poor trail lawyers? They create jobs too. Of course Republicans would never sue someone (cough, Nobama, cough) without cause.

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