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Cruz, however, is more like Buzzard Face. (I know..."buzzard libelz!")

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Lions take one look at Cruz and become vegans.

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And yet Priebus is such a dynamic, inspiring leader. How can they not respect him? Reince/Bristol 2020!

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If that's what she's up to, she's not doing very well at it. AFAIK, she doesn't even have a billionaire nitwit sending her money. I think she is just a batshit crazy egotist. Yeah, I know, that's not enough to set apart in this field of batshit crazy egotists.

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Huckabee and Carly alone together for a whole debate? Isn't that a violation of the Geneva Conventions?

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We only get involved in these matters when it is a black man running for president.

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WHERE'S f**king Orly TAITZ when you actually need her????!!

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Huh, someone down below posted an interesting article in the boston globe from Ted Cruz's con law professor. Genius says Dershowitz? Be a good lawyer, follow that question with "Genius at what?" Just because the man is smart doesn't mean he's good, noble, or will well for this country.

Cruz may have a high IQ, but his EQ is in the toilet. He needs to read Dale Carnegie.

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Is that Richard III

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Hehe. WaPo headline 'Ted Cruz is not eligible to be president' https://www.washingtonpost....

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A sucker is born every minute. tRump seems to have found most of them.

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I dislike Cruz but the depressing truth is that Cruz owes his 'natural born' status to decades of "black-robed tyrants" expanding the definition of citizenship to prevent the government from disenfranchising racial minorities.

There really isn't anything to this other than the opportunity for other GOPers to say he is "one of Them" - which isn't to say such truth is undeserved.

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OK, lets look at the stats.

Peterson over 20 carries for less than 50 yards, Seahawks fourth string running back gains 77 yards. Seahawks gained more total yards also, hos did they get outplayed again?

You complain about fan being insufferable and then go on a classic butt hurt rant that ignores nearly all the facts from the actual game.

If you don't think that Walsh tried to hurry up his kick then you are just blind to actual football.

If Seattle Wins on Sunday please come back and post about how dumb your comments were or just fade away like your team.

Your statements are just wrong. FACT, Seahawks fourth string RB had more yards than Peterson. FACT Seahawks had more total yards,. Fact, Seahawks the only team to score a touchdown in the game. Gee if you look at the fact it looks more like Vikings nearly won a game they didn't deserve to win

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I don't think there is good answer to your butt hurt fan rant. Please go see Colin Cowherds epic dismantling of your points (I think he knows more about the game than you do , son).

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My butthurt rant that you felt compelled to come back a day later and get all smug about? Hypocrisy thy name is Seachicken fan. Actually, I was going to calmly sit the rest of the playoffs out but now I am actively pulling against your dumbass team and after Carolina puts them away trust me, there will be lots of sneering. I live in the Northwest so I'll have plenty of Seaturkey fans to tell to get plucked. As for me not knowing anything about football, I don't even need to frame a response to that idiocy. You are interjecting your ignorant opinion (actually if you knew anything about football you would see the hold was severely flawed and probably accounts for why the kick was hooked) and calling it as a fact.I don't really know of anyone aside from Seatit fans who are strutting about pretending that the underdog Vikings didn't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Face it you benefitted from the Vikings deciding to lose not the Seapigeons deciding to win.

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