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Depends on the mess I find, but a wet diaper I can change pretty darn fast. My mom had 3 kids, but my son is her first grandson and she hadn’t changed a diaper in almost 40 years. Watching her attempt to change my son’s diaper was a kick. She puts them on backward about 60% of the time, and it’s painfully slow watching her. By the time she got him changed, he was ready to tinkle again. Lol. Grandmas are the best.

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Has he ever heard of diapers?!

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This makes me laugh and gag at the same time.

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I bet Matt Walsh had hired help to assist with his kids, a nanny, an au pair, someone most people cannot afford or even think of affording. If I hadn't helped my wife after she gave birth she would have gone insane from the pressure of having a newborn at home and that applies to most new parents, from my experiences.

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Grandpa was like that until Dad got so sick and we moved in with them for a few months. Grandma, Mom, and Dad were too exhausted, so Grandma told Grandpa off and made him change mine. A story my parents snickered over even 30 years later.

Dad, thankfully, took parenting seriously, as does Mr. Dem. Dad began to take up duties again while still on chemo, so Mom could work. He mentioned once that there were days where he'd stretch out on the floor and younger sib and I crawl all over him until we all fell asleep.

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Oh, c'mon! The Republicans are the real party of family values! They've been saying it for years so it must be true.

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Yeah, I caught that too. It goes along with "which of you is the man/woman in the relationship?" It's stupid.

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Well, since the kids are now ex-utero, they're not really of interest to us anymore.

Tough Love,The GOP

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Are they just really good at branding, or are we just really bad at countering that?

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Damn, that is fast. I never got that fast.

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I agree and yet I cannot get my Southern Baptist sister to stop saying that. She also calls men who are caring for their own children as "being Mr Mom" and I've told her a hundred times that there is no such thing as Mr Mom, it's called being a father. She's so deeply steeped in misogyny that she just can't see it.

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I'm pretty sure Trump has put in effort for Vanky because he thinks she's fuckable.

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Ta, Stephen. I support family leave fully. It matters not that I never had children; no nieces or nephews either. Let us please have the healthy and well adjusted kids and parents family leave enables.

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I'm no scientist, but I feel comfortable saying that Matt Walsh knows nothing of bonding.

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yes and yes, sadly.

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Sadly, it works... :>(

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