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Haven't taken my mask off in company in two years. Also, no colds, flu, stomach virus, nothing in same two years. I am NEVER taking off my mask.

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Yes, but he has that one good quality, which he shares with Abe Lincoln, Cicero, and my fourth-grade hamster.

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OMG! Yes, they're here, also too.If they were in the road, I'd wait in my car a little while, then move closer and closer...SLOWLY I TURN, STEP BY STEP,...

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Seriously though we just gave the first fucking booster. How many times are we going to do this?

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I hear you.

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ViRuSeS hOw Do ThEy WeRk???

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You made your hamster wear tophats???? How cruel!

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Buy a Castle Grade mask. Rated N-95 because it's the highest rating, but tests N-99. Medical grade silicone, 4-ply replacement filters. I've been wearing it for two years for travel by bus and subway; I use a cloth mask with replaceable filter in the office, because the CG muffles the voice a little.

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He already had his own monocle, so it really wasn't that awful.

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Flu shots come every year. How many times will that go on?

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I can remember seeing faces like those.

It was during the late 1980's during my first psychiatric clinical rotations at the state mental hospital.

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And when the next spike comes, watch how quickly they blame Biden. Where the fuck are the Democrat ads to push back on this shit?

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So you're using some of that daylight you've been saving? Good on you.

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The self-righteousness is what amazes me. As I recall Hayzeus preached humility.

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Since 1986, we've lived in semi-rural areas of Western Mass and now in Central Floriduh, and the only thing we HAVEN'T seen is a grizzly bear, I think.Momma bear & her cubs in a tree required waiting her out. Gator in the garage required waiting it out. Monstrous fully-racked moose in the road required waiting it out.And we wouldn't trade it for anything!

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Up until the modem era, these uneducated rural people were known as "peasants" and their opinions meant exactly zero to anyone.

..and now, you know why 🙂

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