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Which is pretty much an evil relic of the height of two-party politics, when Republicans and Democrats joined together to insure that no socialist party could ever have a chance. NC did it by creating grotesque pre-election requirements for anyone who isn't in one of the two divinely-ordained parties.

Anyway. VA can prolly prevent a third-party Trump run; NC prolly can't, but can force him to run as write-in, at which point his numbers will be mind-numbingly small.

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What's your position on pecuniary remuneration for lingerie parties?

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Can't. Stop. Laughing.

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Did someone say something about vaginas?

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Admit it, Zippy, you were just begging for it.

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I would hazard to guess those poor folks at free republic are hysterical over this slight. Go Donald!!!!!1!!11!

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Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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DONALD!DONALD!

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The blood of my friends was shed in vain for this bunch. Radical rules and common courtesy to the readers here prevent further comment about my opinion of the GOP in this context. Use your imagination. Or just repeat your own opinion undiluted.

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Avoid Immorality"…3-For the lips of an adulterer drip honey And smoother than oil is his speech; 4-But in the end he is bitter as wormwood, Sharp as a two-edged sword. 5-His feet go down to death, His steps take hold of Sheol.…"KJV gender corrected to stay on topic.

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Fires the entire RNC on the spot.

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Expedited electionlytes.

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I don't normally indulge, but this may be the election cycle I start. Oregon weed is almost legal now. The thing is is I'm not comfortable with the smoking part. How about infused hard candies?

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After this week, not even the Chinese can afford their junk.

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I haven't heard from him lately.

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They are treating him like a politician. They have no clue how to deal with him. Normally Trump types hand them gobs of money and say, "I want this pipeline to go through" or something similar. They don't get out front and embarrass the hell out of the pros by winning.

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