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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He didn't "soil himself," he simply (depending on focus group results):

"Created a bubble in the laundering market" "Expressed a surplus of post-processed consumer materials" "Discovered that brown invaders had breached the southern border"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Actually, that's pretty smart on her part. How else would you get your average god-bothering wingnut interested in that?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Well, it will be money well spent after they get the Unskewed Polls version.

Lot_49's avatar

Is that you, Frank?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So here's the plan: we're going to stencil "strengthening enforcement against gender bias in the workplace" on all the transvaginal wands. PROBLEM SOLVED!

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

If anyone knows what women want, it's Miss Lindsay!

Capt.Jim's avatar

Silly women if you would only learn how to make a good sammich and then stop learning things you would see how great we really are

Joshua Norton's avatar

Dear GOP:

Whatever these guys are charging to tell you women hate you, I'll do it for less.

PsycWench's avatar

"Strangely, even though House Republicans insist that jobs and the economy are their top priorities, women seem to perceive them as more interested in repealing Obamacare one more time."

Who says female voters aren't data driven?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

You'll also know that they meant no harm and they're sorry.

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=c2Fm-gGgOKw" target="_blank">Hey, Callie! Hey, CAAAALLLL-ie!!</a>

Lot_49's avatar

Nice work, focus groupies. Somebody's got a sammich coming!

Hope they have Frank Luntz on speed dial. He'll come up with something brilliant and deceptive, unless he's irredeemably soiled himself with his recent <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/politics\/archive\/2014\/01\/the-agony-of-frank-luntz\/282766\/" target="_blank">revelations</a> .

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I've said it before, and still the GOP doesn't listen: Some flowers every now and then wouldn't hurt.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Don't forget Oprah. Women love Oprah.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“It’s no surprise that conservatives have more work to do with women.”

What they need is some seminars!

How to Stay Pregnant Until Death. Samich Making 101. The Bliss of Subservience* *With special guest speaker Marcus Bachmann (sorry ladies he’s taken) The Glass Ceiling Myth Silence is the New Sexy. AND Polygamy Means Less Housework For You.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So patting them on the head while patronizing them won't work any more?

Lot_49's avatar

"Honey, I would never cheat on a woman as beautiful as you."