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all in all, a good time was had by all.

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Is it technically "masturbating" if you spend the whole time just trying to locate your dick?

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As I recall ... Prior to the Oklahoma City bombing, Clinton's administration called right-wing "militias" a danger to America. Repubicans, naturally, said Clinton was practically a Communist (no offense, Commie Girl) to say this. Then McVeigh and his cohorts killed 168 Americans. I'm sure the 'Pubes were proud of their role as enablers in that terrorism.

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Bengaarrrgggghhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Will there be testimony from Geraldo about what he found in the Annex vault?

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Why are we Republicans trying to cover up the fact that we reduced funding for embassy security ensuring that insufficient funds were available to protect BENGHAZZIII!!!I!I!I!1

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Elephant season!

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This. If your diplomacy is shielded from view by a bunch of machine-toting goons and concrete wall topped with razor wire, it's doing more harm than good.

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Fuck me. <a href="http:\/\/openchannel.nbcnews.com\/_news\/2013\/05\/06\/18086898-official-us-special-forces-team-wasnt-allowed-to-fly-to-benghazi-during-attack\?lite" target="_blank">MAJOR SCANDALLL!!!</a> - the US military nixed a Special Forces op that was certain to win the day when four blokes with 9mm sidearms went up against a heavily armed mob with mortars. Yeah, that would totally have worked. Also too, Obama didn't magic up a bunch of jet planes from nowhere and tankers to keep them in the air and authorization to fly them over Libyan airspace because they would <em>totally</em> have scared the turrsts into going home because these guys who've repeatedly demonstrated a willingness to die in their crusade to kill us are total cowards, and they'd totally have believed we would be willing to flatten a few densely populated blocks of a city in an unstable nation we're hoping to win over as allies.

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Hopefully we can wait till Issa gets them all inside, then slam the door shut.

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That's what they <em>want</em> you to think!

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HOW MANY DARRELL ISSAS IN CONGRESS COULD THERE BE?

One too many.

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Irony is now full of lead, courtesy of the RWNJs using it for target practice with their assault rifles.

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Yes, I did notice they're Republicans.

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You can scream "BENGHAZIIIIII!" 'til your ass bleeds, that doesn't make it a scandal.

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Every hour they talk, another four Americans are killed by guns.

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