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Gregg Evans's avatar

It wouldn't have been legal for him to buy the guns before Governor Roller Nazi and the Republicans changed the law. Because that was the pressing issue in Texas, 18 year olds needed to have better firearms.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

keeping a loaded gun anywhere near kids (especially large groups of kids in a single room) is sheer lunacy - no true teacher would do it

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

much better to mount AI controlled machine guns in the ceilings and hall ways - that would do it

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Delu's avatar

This is a surprise? Like, they announced their "solution" to gun violence years ago. The FarQ is more or less firm on this stance.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Good Morning! I'm Dr Evans and this is Algebra II.

Get out your text books, VERY SLOWLY and let me see your hands at all times.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Okay, pretty much every Texas politician I can name who isn't Beto can phuck all the way off.

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anomie's avatar

If gunmen know that teachers are armed, they'll just shoot the teacher first, neutralize the threat. Then go about the regular business of shooting unarmed defenseless children.

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anomie's avatar

These assholes' behavior during covid caused lots of good nurses and doctors to throw in the towel and quit. Next we'll be losing good teachers in droves. And that's where the GOP wants the country: unhealthy and uneducated.

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lurch394's avatar

As he said, "Corporations are people, too, my friend!"

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lurch394's avatar

No, and not my professors, either. I didn't take archaeology from Dr. Indiana Jones, however.

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lurch394's avatar

Don't mind Marge. She never actually read the bible.

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lurch394's avatar

Reports indicate he never attended school on that campus. It was just the one closest to his grandparents' house.

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lurch394's avatar

Real pot movie.

Cheech: How fast are we going?

Chong: I think we're parked.

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lurch394's avatar

Jesus. Now they're turning fist fights into gun fights.

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sarafina's avatar

Thanks for the correction. I'm not following this closely, because it's the same song, same verse.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

That's why we need to arm all the children

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