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It wouldn't have been legal for him to buy the guns before Governor Roller Nazi and the Republicans changed the law. Because that was the pressing issue in Texas, 18 year olds needed to have better firearms.

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keeping a loaded gun anywhere near kids (especially large groups of kids in a single room) is sheer lunacy - no true teacher would do it

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much better to mount AI controlled machine guns in the ceilings and hall ways - that would do it

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This is a surprise? Like, they announced their "solution" to gun violence years ago. The FarQ is more or less firm on this stance.

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Good Morning! I'm Dr Evans and this is Algebra II.

Get out your text books, VERY SLOWLY and let me see your hands at all times.

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Okay, pretty much every Texas politician I can name who isn't Beto can phuck all the way off.

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If gunmen know that teachers are armed, they'll just shoot the teacher first, neutralize the threat. Then go about the regular business of shooting unarmed defenseless children.

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These assholes' behavior during covid caused lots of good nurses and doctors to throw in the towel and quit. Next we'll be losing good teachers in droves. And that's where the GOP wants the country: unhealthy and uneducated.

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As he said, "Corporations are people, too, my friend!"

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No, and not my professors, either. I didn't take archaeology from Dr. Indiana Jones, however.

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Don't mind Marge. She never actually read the bible.

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Reports indicate he never attended school on that campus. It was just the one closest to his grandparents' house.

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Real pot movie.

Cheech: How fast are we going?

Chong: I think we're parked.

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Jesus. Now they're turning fist fights into gun fights.

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Thanks for the correction. I'm not following this closely, because it's the same song, same verse.

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That's why we need to arm all the children

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