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CI Carlson's avatar

The dog is a Somalian because it’s black ? When your dog whistles are literally the dog.

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Nicholas Harpole's avatar

Brilliant Harvard educated Little Ben couldn’t come up with anything better than this?? OTOH he carried his wood in a plastic bag.

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marcus816's avatar

Chris Farley was funny, all these asshole are “funny” (IYKWIM).

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

'Quick, Google Image search Tim Walz's name, save any random photo you find, then ask ChatGPT to generate random text for your post!!!'

- Email from Ben Shapiro to Staff

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bcb's avatar

This feels like a lighting-round version of "The WPATH Files," or "Obamagate." There isn't even a *fake* scandal: they just put the name of someone or something they dislike and hope their audience *imagines* a fake scandal.

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lower case's avatar

Are "manly" and "insecure" synonyms in the RWNJ world? Because constantly worrying about whether you are manly enough seems incredibly insecure to me. Also pathetic.

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Axomamma's avatar

The total lack of self awareness is what gets me. Trump is obese. And did you see the photo Vance posted of him and his goons walking away from AirForce Two? Oof.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/vance-trolls-harris-at-air-force-two/ar-AA1oq78V

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Walz and I are the same age, and he does not look as doughy as Vance, who is a good 20 years younger. And Trump, of course.

I am fit and slim at my age, but I probably work at it to the point of obsession. Walz is busier than I.

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Colin's avatar

He'll get on Ozempic at some point. Maybe in 2032 when he wins top of the ticket.

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lower case's avatar

Hey, thanks for helping to make my point Art.

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lower case's avatar

You mean the billionaires that Trump and the republicans gave huge tax breaks to, leaving the rest of us to pay for it? The billionaire oil companies that Trump told to get a billion dollars together and he'd let them do whatever they want? The billionaires who own the right wing media outlets and tell you to be grr, grr, angry about drag queens, muppets, and coffee cups instead of things that actually impact our lives? Trump's billionaire son-in-law who went to Saudi Arabia in an official capacity and got millions of dollars from the Saudis a couple weeks later to shore up his failing business? The billionaires who bribe Alito and Thomas? The billionaires at the federalist society who get to choose Supreme Court Justices whenever republicans are in power? The republicans have always opposed campaign finance reform because they WANT the billionaires to be able to buy elections.

You really think Trump gives a shit about you? How many Trump NFT's did you buy? Did you get a degree from Trump U? Trump loves spewing out childish nicknames. His name for you is mark.

The UK? The Tories made such a mess of that country that voters overwhelmingly kicked them to the curb. But a bunch of insecure men lap up disinformation from billionaires and resort to violence. The only thing I agree with you on is that billionaires are trying to make governments fail so they can run everything. The cons are doing all they can to help. You've been duped.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

Ooh, ooh, I found the problem with the family portrait.... the son's wearing Birkenstocks! He's transitioning into a lesbian!!!!!! eLeVeNtY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The girl is an obvious vegetarian who does not even know that "turkey" counts as a vegetable in Minnesota.

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Bruce's avatar

No socks though...there's still time to save him!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Pfew...also, no potluck hot-dishes...lesbianism refuted! ;-)

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. This is wonderful. My former rabbi's daughter started a charity providing menstrual products to girls in poverty-stricken countries so they can go to school without embarrassment. I had gone through menopause, so I boiled my Diva Cup and contributed it to the cause.

Harris-Walz 2024!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm confused. Are they saying that putting a Pride bandanna on a dog turns the dog into a Somalian?

Dogs don't know the first thing about wine.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Danny, you worked a lot of material there!

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

*Snort*

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

"Honestly though — like what do they think is going to happen? "

What they *think* will happen is that they think trans women and girls are perverted freaks who get sick thrills from putting tampons in their butts.

I am serious. This is the subtext of their creepy meme.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Ah. Oh. Ew. Uh-huh.

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Michael's avatar

Actual question ❓

So if I'm a couch potato...

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If JD's around, you come with the special sauce.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

You mean HE does.

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arensb's avatar

I see what you did there and I wish I didn't.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Me too, come to...ok, I'll stop.

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Colin's avatar

Totally correct.

It was a love seat.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I think it’s funny how much you have invested in it. Yes, it’s made up, but he looks like just the kind of guy who would.

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Carol Hayden's avatar

Tim of the Bulwark did say that the story about Walz taking a football that previously never had a win to the state championship and then starting a gay alliance club sounds like a 1990's movie. Hopefully a better movie than Hillbilly Elegy.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Friday Night Fights (the Right)"

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

That’s a very, very low bar to clear. Even with Glenn Close playing the coach’s wife/fellow school teacher.

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𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘭 “𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴” 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴’ 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮.

Geez louise, guys, if you're gonna lie, at least put some effort into it. Say the boys will be issued tampons at lunch or something. As lies go, this doesn't even rise to the level of litter boxes.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

In my district in Oregon, we have them in both boys' and girls' bathrooms. We have kids who are trans to male, it's for them.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

What is the frequency, Kenneth?

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Fog of Jen's avatar

They do not have to

The MSM will Just Ask Questions and spread around whatever it is they say.

All they are after.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I'm an old. Back in the 80s, when I engaged in the competition of sports in high school, the away boys' team usually dressed in the women's locker room, and vice versa when women's teams traveled. Even back in the day, there were tampon machines in the women's locker rooms. While I can't promise you that no one's dick fell off, no one reported such a thing. And I'm sure the women would be happy that there was a tampon machine in the boys locker room should something come up.

All this does is underline just how weak the masculinity of the fascistic right is. They make snowflake cuckboys look like lumberjacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

One of the righties said Walz gave off a cuck vibe like the gimp in Pulp Fiction.

Why can't they get popular fiction right? Ever? A gimp is not a cuckold. Everyone knows that.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Zed" Trump better watch out for "Butch" Walz.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

“Tim Walz dressed his dog up for a Pride parade,” he wrote, adding “And he’s basically a Somalian. I won’t say the rest, but I hope that dog is okay.”

So, we all should assume that Noem shot her dog for attending the same Pride Parade?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Are they suggesting Somalians eat dogs? The only thing I can figure. But I AM hungry at the moment.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Or, she thought Cricket had become a Somalian.

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Lady MS's avatar

Well, Walz called it, as he said they were all vying for charter membership in the ‘He-man Woman Haters’ Club’.

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