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And somehow the results are always not racist.

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Stay classy, not-racists.

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in his native tongue you mean

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My bad-never took Donald up on his suggestion to hunt down that 'sex tape' either. Who knows where the time goes?

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Bill O'Reilly got offended when someone called the Pope a "primate" which is actually an accurate term for the pontiff. (Whether he sh--ts in the woods might depend on the circumstances.)

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As is Gab H. Suod. (spell backwards)

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how is one inspired by a fashion line?

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that's all I've got left. :(

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Judging by the increasing pervasiveness (over the past, say, decade or so) of typos and grammatical errors in virtually every written form of media in America, I'm guessing that very few actual journimalists will even catch the error, much less draw attention to it. I can only assume that there must be some sort of unwritten rule of etiquette that frowns upon calling out incompetence and/or mediocrity, for the simple reason that those qualities just fucking abound in all segments of our workforce, and society in general.

So, it would seem unrealistic to expect those peeps to elevate "a Ape" to the level of derision that "a Idiot" gets around here, y'know?

Standards? We are the Tea Party! We don' need no steenkeeng STANDARDS!!

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Semper ubi sububi

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Semper ubi sububi

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Don't you mean "a ass"? :P

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Sigh

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Aha! This is a clear admission Melania is a lizard person! Otherwise she'd also be an ape in heels, like every other femme Homo sapiens.

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ummm has anybody looked up what pamela actually looks like? (spoiler alert: not pretty!)

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460 someodd people live in her town. 192 are working for an organisation funded by a federal fund. in 2014 she was an executive director and drew a 86,000 dollar salary from the 450,000 dollar budget. Guess they didn't realize the money is not gonna be coming much longer.

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