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LOTSA room, i bet, if it isn't too droopy to find out

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“Unfamiliar with the layout of the capital“. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh man these people are sad. While at the same time being wildly dangerous.

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Boom! Yes. Somebody on Twitter told me the purpose of it the second amendment was in case King George/the British army came back and tried to undo the new country. They didn’t have a standing army, it was too expensive. This is basically the “we can draft you at any moment rule“. According to somebody on Twitter, who could’ve been talking out their ass or be a fancy history professor. It’s Twitter.

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I noticed that too. I thought really? It’s about defence? Well I learned recently due to a certain big news event that bear spray is quite effective. Of course he wouldn’t want that, because it’s not defence it’s gun fetishism. And that only exists because it’s been part of the hard right’s demagogic techniques for decades and decades.

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It’s their only power.

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AUSTIN? AUSTIN? WHAT THE FUCK! Why are Neanderthal turd brains representing Austin? It’s like finding out somebody like the fire bug guy in California represented part of San Francisco. Daryl Issa.

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No. The Republican Party has been reduced to this performative sideshow where all they care about is “owning the libs” and getting booked on Fox.

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Of course, this will now be repeated as gospel truth on Breitbart and every other wingnut comments board.

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That is so unfortunate. Especially the food damage. I had a dream about a week ago that was a normal weird dream where you’re in some weird place trying to accomplish some weird thing. And the bad thing that interfered with me was I stepped in a big pool of tomato sauce. In bare feet. At someone else’s house and then we had to run away from the baddies. So enhanced sympathies. 🍅

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I'm sorry. But, again, this is what passes for governance in today's Republican Party.

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I question the afraid of this part of this. But definitely yeah they don’t understand what governing is because they’re so fucking indifferent to other people. Creepily so. Didn’t folks like that used to have to be sports coaches? They need to be moved back into in that domain.

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Oh man, can we put a bunch of fringed flags here and there throughout the chamber to help move that along?

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Are those the up to 30 feral hogs?

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Very true. Dumbass Jabbering is definitely a scourge we are experiencing. Also the ass, talking out of it. And taking pride in all of that.

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Yes always interesting to notice. Some very nice turns of phrase in there, Eyeballs. Chrisp, crackling sounds, liberty tree water. 👌🏼

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