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Jared James's avatar

Yep, I think we're done. That's a wrap, everyone; good game.

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Ikimizi's avatar

But not as good as the time I found a half-smoked joint on the floor in the church auditorium.

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artem1s's avatar

more like solitaire. and they are having to cheat out all the aces even to have a chance.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sorry Weepy, but it's not our fault that the batshitcrazy bunch of window lickers you call the GOP base has been clamoring 24/7 to inpeech and has been doing so nonstop since January 2009. They're YOUR unruly mob, not ours...

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diogenez's avatar

Refreshing bit of honesty, huh?

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diogenez's avatar

If it helps, they're really reptiles.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

JJUC - They really can't keep their lies straight, can they?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Not my monkeys...not my circus.

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Jared James's avatar

They're working hard to make sure he's only a two-term President.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

at least not to the altar boy...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not my flung poo

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bobbert's avatar

Well, what with the facts and all...

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bobbert's avatar

♪♫"Oh, I wish I were in the Land of Cotton..."♫♫♪

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schmannity's avatar

I never said 2016 and she never said no to 2020. If 8 years of Bush/Cheney taught me anything, it's patience.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Isn't about time for Rinse Preus to recycle his concerns over the President's use of a teleprompter? I haven't heard the GOP shitheels whine about that in over a year.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

So how's that One Term Obama thing workin' out for you knuckle draggers?

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