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We are still waiting for the development of Clean Cheese Technology.

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They believe the market will create conservation when prices go up. Which is true. But the economic disruptions will be more severe than if we invested in mitigation. And there's no (useful) market response to millions of people dying as disease, food chain/production, lost habitat change.

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The Demoncrats don't want us to make coal (a natural material, like uranium) into diesel (a refined, natural substance -- like white wine). They want our car-mobiles to run on inconvenient truth gas which is made from unobtanium.

Nice try libtards, but Sarah Palin knows more about energy than you. And she's just a <i>girl</i> grizzly bear. The Sarah knows that oil can be taxed by the government of <strike>Venzuela</strike> Alaska and the money redistributed to the people as cash and services. That's a convenient truth.

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Not to be pendantic (too late!), Jack, but West Virginia is actually the part of Virginia that DIDN'T join the Confederacy.

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Ehhh, they are pretty polluting, and not sustainable.

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West Virginia is, by and large, a seriously poor and unhealthy state. I'm beginning to think that there is a reason for this.

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"Fossil" fuels? I just don't think they burn cleanly enough.

Better to use them as a food stock, or maybe livestock feed. Quick, pass some tax credits for construction of new Republican-rendering plants, and facilities to produce Republican-based snack foods! It's all about the jobs.

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Newton's Second Law of Thermodynamics -- assuming Repubicans believe in those science "laws" -- says that we could also convert natural gas into hipsters. A phenomenon proven by Hollywood Hipster Levi Johnston. He is, after all, lighter than air.

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Colorado, Rocky Mountian high?

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