Yeah I heard that, "vote for me and you'll all get $5K" and I thought, hmm, that seems illegal (of course it is) and improbable (oh absolutely). No one saw that $2000 check for tariffs, he lies like a rug and he stiffed his contractors putting many out of business. Hell, even his lawyers get $$ of front like the prostitutes they are. And yet, there is a sucker born every day.
Say, I wonder. Can I just SAY that I voted for his rancid ass and get $$? I mean how will they know?
From one of the comments somewhere where they allow comments: It sure was nice of that white guy wearing the cowboy hat standing next to Tim Scott to take the chains off while he speaks.
I thought the Midterm convention would be awful, and yet an awesome, sexy picture of Hassan Piker came through my feed this morning, thanks Republicans!
"If you elect me class president, we're gonna have a pizza party every Friday in the quad, and there will be a DJ, and the girls can wear skirts shorter than their fingertips, and we'll all get to leave early!"
My question for Brooke Rollins:
Why should the Moms be especially outraged?
Wasn't it also tyranny for us dads?
I ALSO FLUSH AND SCREW!
Wait. Oh. Sorry.
hmm...was the Tim Scott bit before or after the dick pic montage?
Wasn't Tim Scott the "I do so have a girlfriend. But she's from Canada, you wouldn't know her." guy?
Yeah I heard that, "vote for me and you'll all get $5K" and I thought, hmm, that seems illegal (of course it is) and improbable (oh absolutely). No one saw that $2000 check for tariffs, he lies like a rug and he stiffed his contractors putting many out of business. Hell, even his lawyers get $$ of front like the prostitutes they are. And yet, there is a sucker born every day.
Say, I wonder. Can I just SAY that I voted for his rancid ass and get $$? I mean how will they know?
From one of the comments somewhere where they allow comments: It sure was nice of that white guy wearing the cowboy hat standing next to Tim Scott to take the chains off while he speaks.
"Hunter Biden’s penis is all parts of speech."
This column is so good, I wont be worth a damn all day.
jingle jangle
Dinglesmackus
Willysmacker.
😂😂😂😂
Republicans are so weird.
I thought the Midterm convention would be awful, and yet an awesome, sexy picture of Hassan Piker came through my feed this morning, thanks Republicans!
Printing money always works so well. It sounded so good in the OG Weimar Germany.
That reminds me -- I need to buy a larger wheelbarrow.
Ta, Evan. This is so many different kinds of fucked up, I can't keep track. Nor do I want to. Just NO.
Just think how conflicted Pete Hegseth is right now.
Snorted while reading.
I invested $100 in Grindr in November 2024, just as a little experiment. I say more thirst traps, MORE!
It's not like another trillion added to the national debt will make a difference.
"If you elect me class president, we're gonna have a pizza party every Friday in the quad, and there will be a DJ, and the girls can wear skirts shorter than their fingertips, and we'll all get to leave early!"
“And no homework and longer lunch periods!”
As I have said, all of life can be seen as a recapitulation of the 8th grade.
Then why are you replying?
"I was a life-long Democrat, until they failed to denounce Hasan Piker's shmeaty bulge."