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Donald's avatar

You dropped the balls on this. The phrase is “grindr their gears”😊

BellaTank's avatar

Hasan Piker's junk turned me into a communist!

The Horned Tulip God's avatar

I finally got around to reading this. Unfortunately while I'm in-office. My puerile sniggering at the varied dick jokes got curious looks from my coworkers. Unfortunately there's only a handful of them I can forward the article to and not risk an HR violation.

Lucius's avatar

First clip of Hasan piker I've ever watched. Probably the last. His reaction was understandable. Jesus Christ what the fuck kind of timeline are we in that the first full body picture I saw of that guy was a thirst trap.

Also, my autocorrect changed "Piker" to "poker" and now I'm wondering if my phone was trying to come out of the closet to me.

MechEngBandit's avatar

Guys, democrats really need to turn down the rhetoric.

tempusfugit's avatar

AUNT TIMmasina never disappoints in her craven 'YES MASSA' antics.

honey the monster's avatar

Evan says of Fetterman "It wasn’t the flex his broken brain or Republicans’ broken brains probably think it was." and while I don't think his quintessential point was that Fetterman is this way because of a stroke or whatever, I've heard that sentiment from a lot of liberals.

Here's what I have to say about it: It's a cop out. Fetterman, like Sinema knows what he's doing. He's bought. He certainly knows how to cash the checks.

And maybe we ought to think about the ramifications of sending people with no money and no congressional experience who are otherwise a lobbyists' wet dream to congress.

You know, maybe. Or at least not act surprised when they take what they were handed.

Major Kong's avatar

I guess that Republicans forget that Pat Robertson also said that America deserved 9/11. He said that on the 700 Club, a week after the attack, while the ruins were still smoldering.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/sep/19/september11.usa9

lordpnut's avatar

He prolly had advance warning straight from the top. Run that traitorous fuck up the flagpole. He's either with us or agin' us, and it's time Jesusbro decided which!

Enter Ranting's avatar

Hassan Piker says outrageous things because that's the internet's entire business model.

lordpnut's avatar

Jd Vance says stupid things because he's a fucking idiot.

Maybe's avatar

"Jon Ossoff is right there with Hasan Piker?" I don't see Jon anywhere nearby. Who/What is nearby and avidly watching is a whole herd of far-right, sexually infantile, radical Repubs. I did notice that the male Repubs seemed to watch somewhat more avidly than the female Repubs. Odd, that.

Kathleen L Cole's avatar

MAGA guys skeered of adult females they can't control/abuse bc most are smarter, more accomplished,braver than them.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Piker is WAAAAAAAAAAAY too old for most of them.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Pretty sure when the Hasaninator blew up the Jumbotron, there were numerous attendees gasping “JEEEEEEEBBBBUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!”

flancynancy's avatar

Hilarious! Only effect it had on me was to check out this Hassan Piker guy I've been hearing about! 😭

lordpnut's avatar

"The warning functions as a lure."

- Ed Brecher, LICIT AND ILLICIT DRUGS

Ana Santiago's avatar

*wipes eyes* LORDT! I sorely needed this laugh. Well done, Mr. Hurst. Well done!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This may be the first Republican convention where there was actually a legitimate reason for Grindr to crash.

RepackagedMeatAwareness's avatar

Im a lexicon devil

With a broken brain

lordpnut's avatar

Throw in some nasty chords and a rippin' solo, and you got a decent stank metal song, right there.