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Lefty Mark's avatar

Remember what the dormouse said.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

That is great ^.^

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

You are talking about people who count in their numbers those who are still claiming victory for a war they lost 150 years ago.We know'd.

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

I fangurl every time she mentions the Wonkette, don't mind me. Wouldn't she be more likely to be OneJacketBunnyWithAFish?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Saskatchewan is in Ontario, right?

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Lenny Kravitz?

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

But is it a CLASSY distance?

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shastakoala's avatar

Congrats Dok! :)

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JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

Careful, the apparent dumbing down trend in presidential speeches may actually represent democratization of audience. The vocativ folks, who thought of doing Flesch-Kincaid testing of past (600 presidential speeches from the beginning and SOTU's since Woodrow Wilson), put Obama's most recent SOTU at 10th grade level:

http://www.vocativ.com/usa/...

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bobbert's avatar

Oh shit, Dok. Are we gonna lose you to the paparazzi?

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bobbert's avatar

Of course Jeb! is gonna be the Repo nominee. You know it, I know it, the Donald knows it. The only uncertainty is whether or not the Trump of Doom will go third-party on them?

I'm hoping he might, because he has a decent chance of getting more votes than Jeb!, which would be a yoooge ego massage.

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bobbert's avatar

27%, c'mon.

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bobbert's avatar

OOOk. ooook. Oook. Ooook. Ook.

Ook?

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Freti's avatar

If someone put a gun to my head and said, "Vote for Trump* or die", the only thing I could say would be "Pull the trigger".

*Also applies to any of the other Republican candidates.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm 3/4 Norwegian, so Loki is okay with me.

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bobbert's avatar

Baby steps. It's really all we got.

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