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Meh. You're the one repeating Facebookey memes. I don't even have an account.

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"...nothing would induce them to check and consider a few facts anyhow."

Facts get in the way of the good resentment and rage that triggers the endorphins in their hominid brains. The brains give them the feel-good chemicals, so they do what they need to do to get the chemicals, and they have no idea why we always harp on facts when it's not about facts. It's never about facts. It's about resentment and rage. It's about "I bet she cheated, that's why she's successful and Iam stuck at Walmart." It's about "He's corrupt, and he's why dad got to retire at 65 but I never will." It's about blame. And blame cannot be apportioned to those actually responsible, because those actually responsible are the same ones they have voted into office for the last 50 years, so it's ultimately their own fault.

If it's either my fault or that-guy-over-there's fault, I'm gonna be pissed at that guy's audacity. How dare he.

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Isn't this bag of hot air off the air YET?

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Absolutely disgusting.

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7th? What 7 women in the world would actually marry this repulsive excuse for a man?

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How did he get on the air in the first place? He has literally no redeeming qualities.

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Didn't Trump pretty much say that Melania wouldn't be sad if he died and she re-negotiated pre-nuptial agreement when he ran for president. He even forgot Barron was his son for a moment - wonder if he is, I don't like her but I wouldn't blame her for having a side piece.

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Marla Maples had a side piece, and got caught having sex with him on the beach. It was rumored that Melania was boinking a security guard in Trump Tower. I wouldn't be surprised if that were true.

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I understand Melanie renegotiated her prenup. Wanna start making book on how soon she sheds him after he leaves the WH? On the other hand, she's probably close to her "sell by" date. Wife #4 is probably in middle school in Slovenia about now.

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She's gotten too old for him, and he's gotten too old and gross for her.

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If I were a crass, mean person, I would call you a disingenuous, concern troll and a pompous ass. However, I am not a mean person, so I would never say anything like that.

Remember, I didn't insult you here, so if you're upset, you're being purposefully dishonest.

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But he supports Trump, so I'm sure he was just there to spy on the global cabal of sex trafficking pedophiles.

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I have my doubts that even the basest of the base believes it. But they sure are the ones saying it.

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Technically and maybe debatably.

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Surprisingly, those beliefs didn't come up. Accept his help graciously and then let him argue policy positions all he wants – it's not like OHJB is gonna go "Oh, he helped us at the convention – OK, no more reproductive choice."

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