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He got off because he had good lawyers, and a huge assist from an asshole LAPD cop, Mark Fuhrman.

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*Puts on lawyer hat.* More like 2nd ... but that's if the victim is a white guy. (Florida has some unwritten rules that I'm not familiar with.) *Removes lawyer hat.* Actually, I'm very familiar with those unwritten rules.

malsperanza's avatar

Yeah, apparently in Florida it's not premeditated for an armed man to walk up to a car full of teens, pick a fight over the volume of their music, and then shoot them.

Or, it would be, but the dude was drunk. It don't count as premeditated when you're drunk, especially if you're operating with only a rudimentary brain stem.

Well, at least they didn't bail him.

malsperanza's avatar

No, you haven't worked it out fully. You have to remember that you would be in mortal fear for your life and in imminent danger, from across the parking lot. To reduce that danger, you would therefore approach them, get into a screaming argument with them, and self-defensively stand your ground while shooting them as they sat trapped in their car, menacing you by bleeding. Then, as they menaced you some more by fleeing, you would shoot at them more, defensively.

See how that works?

PubOption's avatar

Dunn was working on putting the NBA out of business.

PubOption's avatar

Free Republic seems unusually quiet on this story.

Lot_49's avatar

After we allow the Idiot States of Dumbfuckistan to secede, we'll no longer have to cater to their religiously-inspired crazy-quilt of blue laws, and we'll be able to buy wine, beer or spirits anywhere you can buy bottle of water. Somehow Europe seems not to have descended into alcoholic chaos without dedicated liquor stores, dry counties, or no-sale-on-Sunday laws.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They don't even know that's in the Constitution.

When Ashcroft was Dubya's A.G. he ordered the forms used for background checks be destroyed after the check was complete. Keeping that piece of paper was too much regulation for him.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But but but, an armed society is a <i>Polite Society!</i> Right? Except for that part about "society" actually requiring that antiquated notion of being "civilized."

You are 100% right. If this cockbucket had no gun, he'd never have the balls to give the kids shit about their music in the first place.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Us libtards will be so obviously racist, if we mention race when talking about this, so we really shouldn't mention it. Anyone got a quiet room?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lemonidis...isn't that when your lemons swell to an unusually large size?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

My god...imagine what would have happened if they were playing Nickleback!?

Lot_49's avatar

It's the Happiest Place on Earth© ®. There's a parade <i>every day,</i> which strips all meaning from the idea of a parade.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That only applies to <i>Militias,</i> duh!

*fires 8 or 9 shots at the Constitution, to scare it off*

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Because mom just cleaned the basement.

Lot_49's avatar

Ah, the motorhome/camper exemption. If you've got a sleeping bag or an old blanket in the trunk, it's your home!