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Darn those people, with their flesh and vital organs getting in the way of our bullets!

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<i>"The only limit is that the person with the gun range can’t be “negligent or reckless” in their use of live fire in residential neighborhoods."</i>

See, Well Regulated.

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Jerquan Dickson sounds a bit blah, I'm not sure Florida would be a good place for him.

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<i>Both parents are expected to be fine, although doctors are “keeping Villescas under hospital care until she goes into labor”</i>

But how is the gun?!?

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If you have any guns in the house keep them unloaded (hell, if your skeered about a home invasion use a speed loader for a revolver or just insert a clip in the pistol and rack it) and with a triXXXX lock or keep in a quick-open box/locker (biometric FTW),

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Is a flamethrower considered a gun for open-carry purposes? Asking for a friend ....

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He's unlikely to get the same leniency shown to white guys who shoot black cops. Then again we don't know who he shot, so the applicable rules aren't yet clear.

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Oh noes! Poor thing. Can it be adopted?

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Odds of a home invasion are about 0.000002% higher than the odds of being abducted by aliens. If you're skeered about that, you're probably not smart enough to safely store a gun, either.

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Seriously, in Floriduh, he could probably send a couple of rounds through someone's bedroom window and still not be negligent or reckless. I wonder who lives on the property behind his high-tech pile of sand and discarded pine pallets?

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I want to know just where the police was at and why they didnt shot the kid what shot his parents like the nice fellow what protected his auto did to those damn heathens in his neighborhood did

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Blasting the snowbanks was blah-on-white crime, though.

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That is one great idea, except that none of these Responsible Gun Owners (TM) know what the Maginot Line is.

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Well, not any MORE.

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The odds are higher than that if you factor in home invasions by cops who got the address on the warrant wrong.

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