Today in Responsible Gun Owners, a Kentucky gentleman with a concealed carry permit had a minor mishap while using the restroom. The unidentified man was answering the call of nature in a restroom at Fazoli's restaurant in Elizabethtown, Kentucky, when he set his handgun on the toilet paper dispenser, because that's an excellent place to put a loaded weapon. It slipped from the dispenser and went off, shooting the man in the leg.
How did you get that past the Wonkette censor?
Sweet Jeebus, that's what it's coming to, isn't it?
Hmmm, the restaurant must use that new toilet paper I've seen on the TV...
Ultra Soft Armin'
Man sprays bullets all over place,who would have ever thunk that something might go off in a Kintucky toilet house
<<takes a deep breath>>
O how I loves the smell of toilet humor in the morning.
<<lightly coughs>>
I had a cat named Wilma that did that. She trained me to put the TP on the roller so it wouldn't unroll when she started pawing the TP.
<i> midget TP-dispenser-living ninja assassins</i>..I hope my kids never read that; I&#039;d be fielding nightmares for a month.
no kidding, you have to work at it these days
Oh, I assumed you meant Republicans. Thanks for the clarification.
Win.
The only thing that can stop a responsible Kentuckian gun owner with a gun is a gooder Kentuckian toilet paper dispenser with a bigger-ass gun.
Today we are <i>all</i> midget TP-dispenser-living ninja assassins.