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How did you get that past the Wonkette censor?

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Sweet Jeebus, that's what it's coming to, isn't it?

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Hmmm, the restaurant must use that new toilet paper I've seen on the TV...

Ultra Soft Armin'

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Man sprays bullets all over place,who would have ever thunk that something might go off in a Kintucky toilet house

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<<takes a deep breath>>

O how I loves the smell of toilet humor in the morning.

<<lightly coughs>>

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I had a cat named Wilma that did that. She trained me to put the TP on the roller so it wouldn't unroll when she started pawing the TP.

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<i> midget TP-dispenser-living ninja assassins</i>..I hope my kids never read that; I'd be fielding nightmares for a month.

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no kidding, you have to work at it these days

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Oh, I assumed you meant Republicans. Thanks for the clarification.

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Win.

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The only thing that can stop a responsible Kentuckian gun owner with a gun is a gooder Kentuckian toilet paper dispenser with a bigger-ass gun.

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Today we are <i>all</i> midget TP-dispenser-living ninja assassins.

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