Oh, this is a sad day for psychic sea creatures: Paul the Octopus, who accurately predicted the result of every German soccer match as well as the final in this year’s World Cup in South Africa, has died. The mollusk-turned-sage passed away naturally in his aquarium in the western German city of Oberhausen overnight, Sealife said today in a statement on its website. Aquarium workers were “devastated” when they found him this morning.
It was the fame that did him in. The constant parties with high flying celebrities, the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nadya_Suleman" target="_blank">out of wedlock</a> children...it was too much. Cocaine is much more dangerous to octopi than to humans.
The tragedy is compounded by the pending announcement that he was to star in a reality tattooing series tentatively titled &quot;Oberhausen Ink.&quot;
It was the fame that did him in. The constant parties with high flying celebrities, the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nadya_Suleman" target="_blank">out of wedlock</a> children...it was too much. Cocaine is much more dangerous to octopi than to humans.
Cthulu called him home to Cyclopean, non-Euclidean Octopus Heaven. Ia! Ia!
Das ist unwahr. Wir haben Pitbulls mit Lippenstift, und Mama Grizzlies. Beide sind v&ouml;llig klug, wie Andreas Breitbart.
The tragedy is compounded by the pending announcement that he was to star in a reality tattooing series tentatively titled &quot;Oberhausen Ink.&quot;
Paul is survived by his wife, Nadya Suleman.
i am so sadder about mollusk than baggers.