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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It was the fame that did him in. The constant parties with high flying celebrities, the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nadya_Suleman" target="_blank">out of wedlock</a> children...it was too much. Cocaine is much more dangerous to octopi than to humans.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Cthulu called him home to Cyclopean, non-Euclidean Octopus Heaven. Ia! Ia!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Das ist unwahr. Wir haben Pitbulls mit Lippenstift, und Mama Grizzlies. Beide sind völlig klug, wie Andreas Breitbart.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The tragedy is compounded by the pending announcement that he was to star in a reality tattooing series tentatively titled "Oberhausen Ink."

Paul is survived by his wife, Nadya Suleman.

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fuflans's avatar

i am so sadder about mollusk than baggers.

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