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Yes, poor people should pay <i>all</i> of the taxes, because after all, they have <i>all of the money!</i> Stop taxing the rich, because they have barely enough to get by as it is.

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You forgot the 30% that goes to Solyndra and the 15% that is used to fund voter fraud.

FEMA camps are off-budget.

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"This is some bad shit, man."

You can't grow good shit out of bad shit.

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Gutfield, though, is so not <b>the</b> shit.

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I'll say. That turd is incapable of acquiring a high-gloss finish.

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They should keep them in Congress, where they belong.

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It's where you go to see photographs of your elected representatives.

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"Fœtid overflowing colostomy bag" would be the more accurate label.

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"See, my theory of government is really simple-minded."

FIFY, you ignorant fuckwad. Yer welcome.

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Sounds like a case of doing nothing whatsoever.

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Which was bad since it only had 7 members in it.

*rimshot*

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How are the corporations gonna speak freely without gobs of money to talk with? Taxing them infringes their First Amendment rights! Really, now -- GE can't stand around on the sidewalk and bitch, like the poorz are free to do. (So long as they're <a href="http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/qcwqrxy" target="_blank">not where Republicans can hear them</a>, of course.)

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just out of curiosity, what is the shelf life for Hobbit semen before it turns rancid?

(asking for a friend)

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I saw what you did there.

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Don't forget "you people" - which evidently excludes "my people".

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These people are rancid and horrible. I'm sorry that is no funnier than they are.

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