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Lefty Mark's avatar

LEON-ARD BERNSTEIN!

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Dear Mr. Graham,

You're stealing my thunder. So bugger off you old geezer.

Sincerely, Rev. Harold Camping

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Mahousu's avatar

You got the order of those two events reversed.

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diogenez's avatar

But, did he consult with Pat Robertson?

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Mahousu's avatar

Working title: <i>Left Behind in 60 Seconds</i>.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

So iffing the rapture is all up on us like Old Charlie and Billy says it is does than mean Obammy is not goin come get our guns and we aint going to live long enough for the death panels to kill us when we get old?I think I'll go and rosin up the bow and do some deer huntin

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Please Jeebus, take them. Take them all.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m sure Billy is deep into the grip of dementia and yet his message is still the same.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

For the life of me I can't imagine having a mindset where you thrive on the next Dire Warning.

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Ikimizi's avatar

I'm confused. Netanyahoo thinks Jesus is coming back?

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