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lynchie's avatar

The Mooch reminds me of "the situation" on MTV

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lynchie's avatar

It is a porn star name. His real name is Big Dick Hurtz

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lynchie's avatar

It's right by her left nipple

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

He's the narrator in Death Valley Days? Wow.

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

No fat farm for Sarah, but a YUUUUUGE investment in plastic surgery.

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mary5920's avatar

He was one of the hosts I should say.

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DrCasbahJazz's avatar

Then she's...out of whack. I mean, I don't know, obviously; wouldn't hate finding out, ifyouknowwhatImean...

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goCatgo's avatar

AOT, K !

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Possible explanation #1: It's become a no-show job anyway.

Possible explanation #2: Something something Appalachian Trail.

ED: Goddammit! Scroll first, snark later! OF COURSE this was already considered!

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Avian Swine Alert!

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Or hiking the Appalachian Sanford with Mark Trail.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Sounds like a…CONNNNNNNNNN! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Baconzgood's avatar

If we could have put a RA-4 in our homes we would have.

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Baconzgood's avatar

We HAD to be on location. Studios and photo developing and all. The models came in at 9-6 but the toys/flat ware/shoes/blenders etc. Could be shot and printed between 7PM and 8:15 AM

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Baconzgood's avatar

Probably. That's the only time I know the true way to respect Lincoln/Washington is to buy a comfortfit matress. Doing it on Labor day seems to disrespect them.

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Baconzgood's avatar

Flying....that's not even sleep. That's more like "dead tired but the girl bringing a bag of party mix and a bloody mary can't be missed"

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