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Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

So..If no one else is gonna I will. I'm gonna swing wildly off topic and wish everyone here a Very Happy Dolly Parton Day! HAPPY DOLLY PARTON DAY WONKS!

September 25 is officially Dolly Parton Day. Get it? 9-2-5. I'm sorry to say I had to think about it for a moment to figure out why September 25th was chosen. Damnation she was the best of all humanity.

PixieThis68's avatar

It should be made a national holiday and be a day that encourages people to giving.

Mavenmaven's avatar

OT: so of course the Roberts Court just ended democracy in the US.

The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that the Trump administration can deploy an expansive online system that combines citizenship information, Social Security numbers and other sensitive data about millions of Americans, including to allow states to use it to hunt for ineligible voters.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/us/politics/supreme-court-citizenship-voter-lists.html?smid=nytcore-android-share

Snarfyguy's avatar

What happened to that thing in The Constitution where individual states run elections?

I thought, absent negligence or malfeasance, the federal government had no oversight role.

SkeptiKC's avatar

These back-stabbing pricks fail utterly and entirely to recognize the stunning measures of rage and resentment this will provoke among Americans.

Payback is gonna hurt...

Mavenmaven's avatar

I certainly hope so

Russell Jones's avatar

More important now that ever to keep tabs on our voter registrations. I can't wait to see how many registered Dems end up on "ineligible" lists.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That’s what provisional ballots are for.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

The system is close to bulletproof, which is why they’re struggling to break it.

CzechJournalists's avatar

hah. i don't see how that possibly affects the Texas races. there are limits to how much you can purge a thoroughly purged voter roll.

Russell Jones's avatar

Oh, for sure! TX is a fucked as fucked can get already. :D

PixieThis68's avatar

Why won't some preventable disease take him????

Russell Jones's avatar

Or an unpreventable disease? Or an overdose? Or a wood chipper? As I see it, the "taking" part is what primarily counts. :D

Thixotropickle's avatar

Hey look, what I don't think you're factoring in on those high costs for Booby Brainworm's security detail is that there have been several plausible threats made on his life by a variety of revenge-seeking survivors whose family members he is known to have personally consumed, had "relations [of some unknown kind] with" (allegedly,) or carved up into fetish objects for his amusement. When you have bears, badgers, raccoons, possums, skunks, dogs, aardvarks, anteaters, giraffes, eagles, naked vole rats, snakes, sharks, dolphins and sperm whales all gunning for you, the world suddenly isn't a friendly place anymore, you know?

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Where will the bread lines be? I want to get in line early.

EyeQueue's avatar

Come join my dirty hippy artsy commune in the desert!

Snarfyguy's avatar

You have to get the app and then scan the QR code for that info.

Schmannity's avatar

I'm counting on Cheryl Hines, like Ivanka for her father, to rein in RFKJ's worst instincts.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Donald Trump attacks our allies but welcomes China who is helping Iran attack our troops?

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Yes, because Donnie like your typical DV perp directs his anger at the world at those closest to him who won’t fight back.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Now, now, in fairness to Bob Kennedy, he needs a full biomedical team at all times to analyze any road kill he finds before he eats it.

Also, as you are fully aware, D.C. is now a near apocalyptic city where brutes roam the streets with box cutters cutting giant gashes into pool liners and throwing sandwiches at people.

Most humans can't imagine such horrors. Can you?????

Thixotropickle's avatar

Not to mention all the dangerous debris lying all over the place that some madman has created by destroying various parts of DC just to feed his insatiably whingy tiny turd of an ego!

Bobathonic's avatar

I can't, and I *work* there!

VasyaCognito's avatar

Donnie explains to Pooh how he faked his assassination and gained millions of sympathy votes from his uneducated base.

Mrs. Betty Bowers

@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

"Now, I know you Chinamen think you're the shit when it comes to tricking your population with stupid propaganda, but—COME ON—you can't touch this beauty here. And there is more where that came from, trust me."

https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mwe6sbd4ek2p

EyeQueue's avatar

I still don't get the Winnie the Pooh reference to that guy.

CzechJournalists's avatar

it's all facial expression.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Xi already has all the intel that is was a faked assassination

Schmannity's avatar

He's still alive, why not just hire Rosie Greer for security?

Russell Jones's avatar

Too bad Ray Milland is gone, else they could hire The Thing With Two Heads.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Exactly where my thoughts went

Chino Cherokee's avatar

"the HHS siphoned $12 million from the OMH in order to cover it."

i can haz healthcare? pleeze?

Thixotropickle's avatar

He had to destroy your heathcare in order to destroy it.

James's avatar

I know, I’m being adorable here, but was the money for OMH not appropriated BY CONGRESS to be used for WHAT CONGRESS APPROPRIATED IT FOR?

How the FUCK is diverting those funds for Secretary Drano Voice’s private army even fucking leagal?

SkeptiKC's avatar

You need to remember that the legality of any given action is IRRELEVANT to this reprobate regime.

Corvid Opera's avatar

Maybe I’m adorable too, but I feel there is value in pointing out the illegalities of what’s going on, regardless of whether it affects the current regime’s actions. So, thank you!

Thixotropickle's avatar

Perhaps, although it was a different famous authoritarian who once said: "One illegality committed by a felonious pedobrained precednent hamburdur is a tragedy. Innumerable illegalities committed by them are a statistic."

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

And really, any republican who knows (everyone knows) about said illegal shit and did nothing to stop it is a co-conspirator.

James's avatar

Oh yeah. Even the ones that are on their way out. Looking at you Tillis.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Because Russ Vought, christofascist and Project 2025 co-author, runs the Office of Management and Budget.

James's avatar

And he’s been slapped down for rerouting funds before IIRC.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

From the WSJ article:

𝘏𝘏𝘚 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 16 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘥, 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 “𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥” 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴.

"Limited" funding.

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!C1_8!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9564da30-2a44-4d60-8e23-54807b4a65bd_1204x1600.jpeg

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

While I love the idea, one year left? Even counting to the ‘28 election not the swearing in, we’ve got over two… 😢 Unless a cabinet secretary can only serve a 3-year term?

Thixotropickle's avatar

The end of next year is when the recalls go out on any leftover animated 7-11 roller hotdogs with croaky the frog voices still wandering amongst the public.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Awwww…where’s my kittums? Must hug.

SkeptiKC's avatar

I'm afraid that my eyes are leaking again...

James's avatar

It’s just dust.

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I swear.

Corvid Opera's avatar

That was beautiful, thank you.

VwllssWndr's avatar

He needs more security because he's afraid of the people he's supposed to be serving. All of these people are gutless cowards.

"M"'s avatar
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And he's afraid of the people he's supposed to be serving because he's stealing from them

From us

He's not a passive actor in any of this

VwllssWndr's avatar

Of course. It's a criminal enterprise first and foremost.