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Sam Crish's avatar

You pointed it out but, excepting maybe Rick Rubin, referring to how unelectic that list is, but it pisses me off.

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Hollysdower's avatar

So...there are few Trump supporters among the free, so we have to release some from prison? Sure, Jan.

Trump learned nothing from Kim Kardashian trying to get prisoners freed. She was getting unjustly convicted people out of prison. And I know she is awful, but to her credit, she did that. But all Trump saw from this is that he can get people out of prison. The guily, not the innocent.

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pstokk's avatar

Wouldn't any fish sperm do? Or for that matter any vertebrate sperm?

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Shallow state's avatar

Salmon sperm facials are all well and good right up until the grizzly bear shows up.

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zeusspeaks's avatar

These are the dimmest motherfu ...oh, never mind.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Wait, what the hell are wearables? Salmon sperm facials?! I saw that on xhamster

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I've developed this system where you can analyze someone's blood by tasting it. You only need 500mL and you hold it in your mouth for about 30 minutes. Tricky part is getting it back into the patient...

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I've never seen a single episode of RH of anywhere. I did see something I believe was a spinoff, called High Society, "starring" Tinsley Mortimer and her mother. It was bloody awful.

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Axomamma's avatar

Sometimes I should just skip reading the story. OMFG. These people ...

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Timothy Lewis's avatar

Trump will pardon her in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

If you haven't read this book on Holmes's scam, I recommend that you do so. She knew exactly what she was doing.

Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup is a nonfiction book by investigative journalist John Carreyrou that chronicles the rise and fall of the blood-testing company Theranos and its founder, Elizabeth Holmes. The book details how Holmes built a multibillion-dollar company on a fraudulent premise, as the technology she promised never worked and put patients at risk. Carreyrou's reporting, which began with a series of articles in The Wall Street Journal, exposed the massive deception and the efforts to silence those who questioned the company.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Every grifter wants a redemption arc, preferably with a book deal and a biohacker podcast. But sainthood requires more than kale smoothies and selective memory.

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archy's avatar

Whether the treatment works or not, whose original idea was it to test fish jizz on human faces?

It sounds like an accidentally acquired benefit from a traumatizing personal experience.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

MASPCOF, is the only group I will join, if you put cheese on fish you are a bad person.

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Erisian's avatar

"Holmes was sentenced to eleven years in prison—three more than the eight-year term given to the trans person who attempted to assassinate a Supreme Court Justice."

Never put it past RINO assholes to figure a way to play the victim card because of what happened to an actual victim, especially if the latter is part of the LGBTQIA+ community (or an immigrant).

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"one woman had just returned from a biohacking conference and shared insights from blood industry experts. Excessive vials were rarely necessary, and the finger-prick method, now standard for targeted testing"

A finger prick is used for ***some*** targeted tests, but not as a diagnostic tool for most:

> "Fingerstick blood testing is seen as informational as opposed to clinical, since the testing is not being performed in a laboratory." https://www.questdiagnostics.com/business-solutions/employers/population-health/biometric-screening/fingerstick-accuracy

Besides, "excessive" is most often used connotatively and not denotatively.

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"she instead talks about how Holmes is working out and eating healthy in prison, how she misses her kids"

* Working out and exercising are rather common in prisons, so Holmes is not doing anything special.

* I'm not a Nutritionist but I'm fairly confident in saying that junk food isn't on the menu very often, so Holmes is not doing anything special. (Some junk food is available at the Commissary.)

* Name one prisoner who doesn't miss their kids and family.

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Personally, I don't think Ms Holmes is suffering the depravities of prison life, she is serving her time in a Club Fed. In fact, it's the same one that Ghislane Maxwell was transferred to after she made it clear she wouldn't cause problems for the Fulvous Fuckwad.

Please see the pic at the top at https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/bry/ and video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWKvtH06gX4 to see just how rough Holmes has it.

fnord

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Her whole operation was run by Trump U Graduates. A wholly-owned subsidiary of Trump U Health, whose motto remains "Got a Problem? Trump U!"

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