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Kennedy is a conservative. I bet I know a 4th thing he doesn't eat. All his wives know too.

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A gentle reminder that one of RFKJr biggest supporters was Jack Dorsey former Twitter CEO. Also tech bros who listen to Dorsey.

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Yikes. I think that brain worm swallowed and pooped out more brain tissue than RFK jr had to spare. His misinformation bullshit has placed lives in danger for years. He’s paid by these creepy groups to just ask questions and give poorly informed cause and effect examples of people who had vaccines and later died. He’s a malignant worm.

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So just to make clear: dog, human, monkey, no bueno.

Cat, Komodo dragon, panda bear, koala, snake, orangutan, giraffe, moths, Godzilla, aardvark, potato bug, cicadas, sloth, and yeti: where’s my fork?

But vaccines are gross.

Okey dokes, Riffy Junior!

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So let me get this straight - we have a dog eating sex pest with a worm in his brain and a dementia patient with 93 felonies and it’s the guy that flubbed one debate everyone is upset about?

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Conspiracy theory: I posted a lot of this article for the evening crew last night. Does Evan hang out on the 3rd shit, and did he become intrigued by the BBQ'd dog? I suspect it is true!

Timothy Mellon gave this idiot $20 million so he could pull votes away from Biden.

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Ta, Evan, and gah! What a POS. I'll get to the VF article when dinner's not being prepared for me.

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Did anyone, I mean fucking anyone, have this on their bingo card?

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"What Dark Brandoned this out?"

The Trump campaign. They thought he was going to be an anti-Biden spoiler but turns out he attracts more Trump voters.

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Maroon Moron in a contest against Orange Insurrectionist for crassest candidate? That would be a close race with edge going to tffg.

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The VF article now says "a veterinarian’s opinion on the animal in Kennedy’s picture has been removed".

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Kennedy was 44 in 1998. That's not a "rambunctious youth," that's a creepy middle-aged man.

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Only in politics can a guy in his mid forties be a “rambunctious youth”

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It's like he's the Evil Twin of his fellow proudly ignorant spoiled child, Donald "Tiny Hands" Trump.

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There is some kind of a Bobo Bojangles song in this, I'm sure.

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Organic testosterone? How about good, old-fashioned steroids?

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Exactly! Someone sold him some, and jokingly said "it's all natural" and the moron thought it was true

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I don’t care if it’s a dog or not—that picture is disgusting.

I’m not a vegetarian, but if you’re eating a creature that was once living you shouldn’t be disrespectful.

No—you don’t have to make a whole thing about it, but holding up a carcass gleefully is gross.

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I feel the same, it shows a disgusting lack of respect for the corpse of the animal.

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Only if it was killed by a vaccine, I guess.

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The chapter pertaining to Mary Richardson Kennedy in the new book "Ask Not," is absolutely heartbreaking :(

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